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"I would get arrested if I unzipped that dress." -- Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip, to policeman about an attractive blonde woman's sexy red zip-fronted dress.

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The heaventree of stars hung with humid nightblue fruit.
Ulysses
Chapter 17

British Beatitudes! … Beer, beef, business, bibles, bulldogs, battleships, buggery and bishops.
Ulysses
Stephen Dedalus

… and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.
Ulysses
Molly Bloom's Soliloquy, closing words of book

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James Joyce : Irish writer of novel Ulysses, regarded by many as the greatest novel in English of the 20th century. Born 1882. Died 1941.

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