Fish, to taste good, must swim three times: in water, in butter, and in wine.
Polish Proverb

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim."
Lyndon B. Johnson

If I were dropped out of a plane into the ocean and told the nearest land was a thousand miles away, I'd still swim. And I'd despise the one who gave up.
Abraham Maslow

H2O: two parts Heart and one part Obsession.
Author Unknown

I'm an actor, not a star. Stars are people who live in Hollywood and have heart-shaped swimming pools.
Al Pacino

If the world was flat I'd probably swim off it.
Author Unknown

I wouldn't say anything is impossible. I think that everything is possible as long as you put your mind to it and put the work and time into it.
Michael Phelps

It's a good idea to begin at the bottom in everything except in learning to swim.
Author Unknown

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
Steven Wright

I'm trying to do the best I can. I'm not concerned with tomorrow, but with what goes on today.
Mark Spitz

Seventy-five percent of our planet is water - can you swim?
Author Unknown

If you want to learn to swim jump into the water. On dry land no frame of mind is ever going to help you.
Bruce Lee

When the earth floods from global warming, the swimmers will rule the world.
Author Unknown

Well, me don't swim too tough so me don't go in the water too deep.
Bob Marley

Sometimes God calms the storm. At other times, he calms the sailor. And sometimes he makes us swim.
Author Unknown

Many politicians lay it down as a self-evident proposition, that no people ought to be free till they are fit to use their freedom. The maxim is worthy of the fool in the old story, who resolved not to go into the water till he had learned to swim.
Thomas Macaulay

Swimming: From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. From the inside looking out, you can’t explain it.
Author Unknown

Breaststroke is an athletic event; butterfly is a political statement.
Paul Tsongas

He who burns his bridges better be a damn good swimmer.
Author Unknown

Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on?
P.G. Wodehouse

We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes.
Author Unknown

My female friends had told me that giving birth was like shitting a water melon. They lied. It's like excreting a block of flats - complete with patios, awnings, clothes-lines, television aerials, satellite dishes, back-yard barbecues, kidney-shaped swimming pools, gazebos and double-garage extensions with the cars parked outside.
Kathy Lette

I can't fly, but swimming is the next best thing.... The water is my sky.
Author Unknown

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get.
Michael Phelps

I believe that God felt sorry for actors so he created Hollywood to give them a place in the sun and a swimming pool. The price they had to pay was to surrender their talent.
Cedric Hardwicke

Chlorine: the breakfast of champions!
Author Unknown

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.
Gene Perret

The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
Edsger Dijkstra