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Quotes of the Week - May 5, 2008:
"I am so sorry. I had no idea." -- Elizabeth Fritzl, mother of the girl kept prisoner in a basement in Austria by her father for 24 years.

"Some of the comments that Rev Wright has made offend me, and I understand why they offend the American people. He does not speak for me. He does not speak for the American people." -- Barack Obama on his old pastor.

"I am sure I had it. It's why men want to bonk everything that moves ." -- Singer Chris de Burgh explaining how a mid-life crisis made him want to have sex with his children's nanny.

Hillary Clinton is talking tough. She said if Israel is ever attacked by Iran, she would obliterate Iran. Although, she does admire the Iranians for stoning adulterers. -- Chatshow host Jay Leno.

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It is impossible to transmit speech electrically… -- Professor Johann Christian Poggendorrf, 1860
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air… -- Dan Quayle
It looks as if it was put in by an Indian… -- Prince Philip, pointing at an old-fashioned fuse box
It will be years - not in my time - before a woman will become Prime Minister… -- Margaret Thatcher
It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human… -- George W Bush
It's like the Roman Empire. Wasn't everybody running around just… -- Dynasty star Joan Collins
It's time for the human race to enter the solar system… -- Dan Quayle
I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door… -- Cher
King George II said in 1773 that the American colonies had little stomach for revolution.
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction… -- Pierre Pachet, 1872
Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq… -- George W Bush, May 1, 2003
My answer is to bring them on… -- George W Bush, on Iraqi militants attacking US forces
My fellow Americans, I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever… -- Ronald Reagan
No audience will ever be able to take more than ten minutes of animation… -- Walt Disney executive
Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most… -- Ozzy Osbourne
Oh - I'm so sorry, I didn't recognize you without your… -- Lady Diana Cooper to Queen Elizabeth
One has to expect the level of violence will either stay where it is or go up or… -- Donald Rumsfeld
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop… -- George W Bush
Radio has no future… -- Lord Kelvin, Victorian physicist and President of Royal Society, c. 1897
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?… -- George W Bush
Rural Americans are real Americans. There's no doubt about that… -- Dan Quayle
Smoking kills. If you're killed you've lost a very important part of your life… -- Brooke Shields
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?… -- Christina Aguilera
Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau… -- Irving Fisher, 1929.
Television won't last. It's a flash in the pan… -- Mary Somerville, radio presenter, in 1948
That 'rainbow' song is no good… -- MGM producer, after screening of The Wizard of Oz
The atomic bomb will never go off, and I speak as an expert in explosives… -- Admiral William Leahy
The future will be better tomorrow… -- Dan Quayle
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history… -- Dan Quayle
The important question is, how many hands have I shaked… -- George W Bush
The other day [the President] said, I know you've had some rough time… -- Dan Quayle
The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur… -- George W Bush
The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam… -- George W Bush
Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil… -- Julia Child, American TV chef
Theoretically, television may be feasible, but I consider it an impossibility… -- Lee de Forest, 1926
There are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know… -- Donald Rumsfeld
There are no American infidels in Baghdad… -- Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
There will never be a bigger plane built… -- Boeing engineer, after first flight of the 247
There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably Tennessee… -- George W Bush
They have miscalculated me as a leader… -- George W Bush
They misunderestimated me… -- George W Bush
This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating… -- George W Bush
This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were… -- George W Bush
This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and… -- George W Bush
This isn't a man who is leaving with his head between his legs… -- Dan Quayle
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered… -- Western Union, 1876
Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God… -- Barbara Boxer, US Senator
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur… -- Dan Quayle
We CAN fly, you know. We just don't know how to think the right thoughts… -- Michael Jackson
We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile… -- George W Bush
We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of… -- Prince Philip, on Canada
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the… -- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles
We don't need you. You haven't got through college… -- Hewlett-Packard's rejection of Steve Jobs
We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward… -- Dan Quayle
We gave a firm commitment to NATO; we are a part of NATO. We have a firm… -- Dan Quayle
We need an energy bill that encourages consumption… -- George W Bush
We ought to make the pie higher... -- George W Bush
We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that… -- George W Bush
We're more popular than Jesus now. I don't know which will go... -- John Lennon, about the Beatles
Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts… -- Dan Quayle
We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake… -- George W Bush
What a waste it is to lose one's mind, or not to have a mind is being very wasteful… -- Dan Quayle
Whatever happens, the U.S. Navy is not going… -- Frank Knox, U.S. Secretary of Navy, Dec 4, 1941
When I was a kid I remember that they used to put out there in the Old West… -- George W Bush
When I was young and irresponsible, I was young and irresponsible… -- George W Bush
Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world… -- Mariah Carey
Where the hell is Australia anyway?… -- Britney Spears
Where's Austria?… -- David Hasselhoff, when told he has five gold albums as a singer in Austria
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?… -- H. M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927
Will the highways on the Internet become more few?… -- George W Bush
With over 50 foreign cars already on sale here, the Japanese auto industry... -- Business Week, 1958
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans… -- Ronald Reagan
You can't have been here that long, you haven't got a potbelly… -- Prince Philip
You were playing your instruments weren't you? Or do you have tape recorders… -- Prince Philip
You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take… -- George W Bush, to Iraqi people
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