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Quotes of the Week - May 5, 2008:
"I am so sorry. I had no idea." -- Elizabeth Fritzl, mother of the girl kept prisoner in a basement in Austria by her father for 24 years.

"Some of the comments that Rev Wright has made offend me, and I understand why they offend the American people. He does not speak for me. He does not speak for the American people." -- Barack Obama on his old pastor.

"I am sure I had it. It's why men want to bonk everything that moves ." -- Singer Chris de Burgh explaining how a mid-life crisis made him want to have sex with his children's nanny.

Hillary Clinton is talking tough. She said if Israel is ever attacked by Iran, she would obliterate Iran. Although, she does admire the Iranians for stoning adulterers. -- Chatshow host Jay Leno.

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640K ought to be enough for anybody… -- Bill Gates, 1981
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls… -- Dan Quayle
Airplanes are interesting toys, but they have no military value… -- Marshal Ferdinand Foch in 1911
An English astronomy professor said in the early 19th century that air travel at high speed...
An official of the White Star Line, speaking of the firm's newly built flagship, the Titanic...
And there's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail… -- George W Bush
And what do you do?… -- Queen Elizabeth II, to four British guitar greats
Are you a guitarist, too?… -- Queen Elizabeth II, to Led Zeppelin's Jimmy Page
Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps... -- Prince Philip
British women can't cook… -- Prince Philip
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese… -- Charles De Gaulle
Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons… -- Popular Mechanics
Do not bother to sell your gas shares. The electric light has no… -- Professor John Henry Pepper
Do you have blacks, too?... -- George W Bush, to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso
Do you still throw spears at each other… -- Prince Philip, to Australian Aborigines
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it... -- Prince Philip
Every prime minister needs a Willie… -- Margaret Thatcher, referring to Lord William Whitelaw
Everyone is at peace and happy and they all hop around from cloud… -- Britney Spears, on heaven
Everything that can be invented has been invented… -- Charles H Duell
Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream… -- George W Bush
For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings… -- George W Bush
For NASA, space is still a high priority... -- Dan Quayle
Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union… -- Josef Stalin
General…I can't name the general… -- George W Bush, asked to name President of Pakistan
Have you been playing a long time?… -- Queen Elizabeth II, to rock legend Eric Clapton
How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test… -- Prince Philip
Hurray, boys! We've got them. We'll finish them… -- General George Custer, before Little Big Horn
I admit it, I am not one of the great linguists… -- George W Bush
I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans… -- George W Bush
I believe there would be many people alive today if there were a death penalty… -- Nancy Reagan
I can do anything you want me to do as long as I don't have to speak… -- Linda Evangelista
I catnap now and then...but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time… -- Martha Stewart
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky… -- Bill Clinton
I don't believe in black majority rule in Rhodesia…not in a thousand years… -- Ian Smith
I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them… -- John Wayne
I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day… -- Linda Evangelista
I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to… -- Linda Evangalista
I don't think about anything too much. If I think too much… -- Pamela Anderson
I feel my best when I'm happy… -- Winona Ryder
I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada… -- Britney Spears
I have determined that there is no market for talking pictures… -- Thomas Edison
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them… -- George W Bush
I know how hard it is to put food on your family… -- George W Bush
I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully… -- George W Bush
I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe… -- George W Bush
I like most of the places I've been to, but I've never really wanted to go to Japan… -- Britney Spears
I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes… -- Mariah Carey, on death of King of Jordan
I never knew a guitar player worth a damn… -- Vernon Presley, to his young son Elvis
I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here… -- George W Bush
I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority… -- George W Bush
I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job… -- George W Bush
I stand by all the misstatements that I've made... -- Dan Quayle
I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky...a pulsating force of incredible energy… -- David Arquette
I think that the film Clueless was very deep... -- Alicia Silverstone
I think there is a Trojan horse lurking in the weeds trying to pull a fast one… -- George W Bush
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers… -- Thomas J. Watson
I think war is a dangerous place… -- George W Bush
I think we agree, the past is over… -- George W Bush
I understand small business growth. I was one… -- George W Bush
I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states… -- Raquel Welch
I wish I wasn't the war president. Who in the heck wants to be a war president… -- George W Bush
I'm not a very good novelist. But it'd make a pretty interesting novel… -- George W Bush
I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me… -- Monica Lewinsky
If a cricketer, for example, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter… -- Price Philip
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has two wings and it flies… -- Prince Philip
If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow… -- George W Bush
If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier… -- George W Bush
If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure… -- Dan Quayle
If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying… -- Cyndi Lauper
If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed… -- Prince Philip
I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking… -- George W Bush
I'm much more than a pair of breasts… -- Pamela Anderson
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers… -- Hillary Clinton
I'm the commander - see, I don't need to explain… -- George W Bush
I'm the master of low expectations… -- George W Bush
In 1939 The New York Times said the problem of TV was that people had to glue their eyes...
It doesn't matter what he does, he will never amount to anything… -- Albert Einstein's teacher
It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil… -- George W Bush
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