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Topic: Stupid Quotes, Gaffes, Dumbest
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640K ought to be enough for anybody.
Bill Gates, 1981
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to
the polls.
Dan Quayle
Airplanes are interesting toys, but they have no military value.
Marshal Ferdinand Foch in 1911
An English astronomy professor said in the early 19th century
that air travel at high speed would be impossible because passengers
would suffocate.
An official of the White Star Line, speaking of the firm's newly
built flagship, the Titanic, launched in 1912, declared that
the ship was unsinkable.
And there's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that
we will fail.
George W Bush
And what do you do?
Queen Elizabeth II, to four British
guitar greats, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, Jeff Beck and Brian
May, at reception for British music industry at Buckingham Palace
March 2005
Are you a guitarist, too?
Queen Elizabeth II, to Led Zeppelin's
Jimmy Page who co-wrote Stairway to Heaven, at Buckingham Palace
reception for British music industry March 2005
Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference
between you chaps.
Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip,
at Washington Embassy reception for Commonwealth members
British women can't cook.
Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
Charles De Gaulle, former French
President
Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.
Popular Mechanics, forecasting the
relentless march of science, 1949
Do not bother to sell your gas shares. The electric light has
no future.
Professor John Henry Pepper, on
Thomas Edison's electric light invention
Do you have blacks, too?
George W Bush, to Brazilian President
Fernando Cardoso
Do you still throw spears at each other?
Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip, to
Australian Aborigines
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting
your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good
many years.
Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip
Every prime minister needs a Willie.
Margaret Thatcher, referring to
Lord William Whitelaw
Everyone is at peace and happy and they all hop around from
cloud to cloud. And an old man with a long, white beard wanders
around - that's God.
Britney Spears, on her view of heaven
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
Charles H Duell, Commissioner of US Office of Patents, 1899
Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.
George W Bush
For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal
shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's
just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.
George W Bush
For NASA, space is still a high priority.
Dan Quayle
Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union.
Josef Stalin, November 1935
General
I can't name the general.
George W Bush, when asked to name President
of Pakistan
Have you been playing a long time?
Queen Elizabeth II, to rock legend
Eric Clapton re his guitar playing, at Buckingham Palace reception
for British music industry March 2005
How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass
the test.
Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip, to
Scottish driving instructor
Hurray, boys! We've got them. We'll finish them up and then
go home to our station.
General George Custer, before battle
with Indians at Little Big Horn
I admit it, I am not one of the great linguists.
George W Bush
I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.
George W Bush
I believe there would be many people alive today if there were
a death penalty.
Nancy Reagan
I can do anything you want me to do as long as I don't have
to speak.
Linda Evangelista, supermodel
I catnap now and then . . . but I think while I nap, so it's
not a waste of time.
Martha Stewart
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
Bill Clinton
I don't believe in black majority rule in Rhodesia
not
in a thousand years.
Ian Smith, March 1976
I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away
from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new
land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.
John Wayne |
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