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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Stewie Griffin Quotes, Famous Stewie Griffin Quotes, Stewie Sayings
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When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
Stewie Griffin
Family Guy
Come, ice cream. Come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me!
Stewie Griffin
Family Guy
Forecast for tomorrow; a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!
Stewie Griffin
Family Guy
Stewie Griffin: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma!
Lois Griffin: WHAT!?
Stewie Griffin: Hi. [runs off giggling]
Family Guy
Damn you all.
Strewie Griffin
Family Guy
Brian Griffin: You're drunk.
Stewie Griffin: You're sexy.
Family Guy
Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommy, I want a mullet.
Stewie Griffin
Family Guy
You. Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death.
Stewie Griffin
Family Guy
Hmm, time for dessert. Let's see - big chocolate cake for Stewie, [holds up a leaf to Chris] and something very tasty for big, fat you.
Stewie Griffin
Family Guy
Lois Griffin: What's going on down here?
Stewie Griffin: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois Griffin: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie Griffin: Roman Polanski's house.
Family Guy
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Stewie Griffin is baby character in the American animated television series Family Guy. The series is about fictional Griffin family in Rhode Island. It was created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999.


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