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It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
Spike Milligan

Listen, someone's screaming in agony - fortunately I speak it fluently.
Spike Milligan

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Spike Milligan

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan
Puckoon

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan

On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
And the Monkeys all say Boo!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang!
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
Spike Milligan
On the Ning Nang Nong, from Silly Verse for Kids

The British Army Works like this - If you hang a man and he dies, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
Spike Milligan

Well, we can't stand around here doing nothing, people will think we're workmen.
Spike Milligan

When I look back, the fondest memory I have is not really of the Goons. It is of a girl called Julia with enormous breasts.
Spike Milligan

You silly twisted boy.
Spike Milligan

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Spike Milligan - Indian born Irish comedian and writer. Born 1918. Died 2002.