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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Spike Milligan Quotes, Famous Spike Milligan Quotes, Quotations
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It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
Spike Milligan
Listen, someone's screaming in agony - fortunately I speak it fluently.
Spike Milligan
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Spike Milligan
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan
Puckoon
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan
On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
And the Monkeys all say Boo!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang!
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
Spike Milligan
On the Ning Nang Nong, from Silly Verse for Kids
The British Army Works like this - If you hang a man and he dies, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
Spike Milligan
Well, we can't stand around here doing nothing, people will think we're workmen.
Spike Milligan
When I look back, the fondest memory I have is not really of the Goons. It is of a girl called Julia with enormous breasts.
Spike Milligan
You silly twisted boy.
Spike Milligan
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Spike Milligan - Indian born Irish comedian and writer. Born 1918. Died 2002.


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