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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.

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I must go down to the sea again, to the lonely sea and the sky; I left my shoes and socks there - I wonder if they're dry?.
Spike Milligan

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
Spike Milligan

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Spike Milligan

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Spike Milligan

I told you I was ill.
Spike Milligan
Epitaph he chose

I woke up this morning and I was still alive, so I am pretty cheerful.
Spike Milligan
on being 79

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form.
Spike Milligan
on seeking permission to celebrate 80th birthday with 12,000 ft skydive

If I could write words
Like leaves on an autumn forest floor,
What a bonfire my letters would make.
If I could speak words of water,
You would drown when I said
"I love you."
Spike Milligan

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
Spike Milligan

It is every little girl's dream to be
The fairy on a Christmas tree.
A wand in her hand,
A smile on her face.
And a tree in a most peculiar place.
Spike Milligan

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Spike Milligan - Indian born Irish comedian and writer. Born 1918. Died 2002.

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