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"I am so sorry. I had no idea." -- Elizabeth Fritzl, mother of the girl kept prisoner in a basement in Austria by her father for 24 years.

"Some of the comments that Rev Wright has made offend me, and I understand why they offend the American people. He does not speak for me. He does not speak for the American people." -- Barack Obama on his old pastor.

"I am sure I had it. It's why men want to bonk everything that moves ." -- Singer Chris de Burgh explaining how a mid-life crisis made him want to have sex with his children's nanny.

Hillary Clinton is talking tough. She said if Israel is ever attacked by Iran, she would obliterate Iran. Although, she does admire the Iranians for stoning adulterers. -- Chatshow host Jay Leno.

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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Spike Milligan

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Spike Milligan

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to wear ear plugs.
Spike Milligan

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
Spike Milligan

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Spike Milligan
The Goon Show

His vibrato sounded like he was driving a tractor over a ploughed field with weights tied to his scrotum.
Spike Milligan

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan

I can speak Esperanto like a native.
Spike Milligan

I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
Spike Milligan
on depression

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Spike Milligan

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Spike Milligan - Indian born Irish comedian and writer. Born 1918. Died 2002.