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Quotes of the Week - Oct 5, 2008:
"The reality is we're in an urgent situation and the consequences will get bigger each day we do not act." -- US President George Bush, on efforts to resurrect the $700 billion financial rescue package aimed at stabilizing financial markets.

"Sixty-seven percent of the Republican Conference decided to put political ideology ahead of the best interest of our great nation." -- U.S. Congressman James E. Clyburn, a Democrat from South Carolina, after the House voted against the $700-billion bailout package.

"I go three, maybe four times a year to get tested for sexually transmitted infections and most of the time I don't even need to." -- Singer and TV presenter Kelly Osborne.

Authors: South Park Quotes, Quotations, Sayings from animated TV series by Matt Stone and Trey Parker
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Cartman: I'm not fat. I'm big-boned.
Stan: No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big, fat ass.
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Mr. Garrison: Hey, guess what everybody? I'm gay!
Principal Victoria: Mr. Garrison?
Mr. Mackey: What?
Mr. Garrison: I'm as gay as a gymnast on shore leave!
Principal Victoria: You admit it? You admit it!!!
Mr. Mackey: Oh, that's great, Mr. Garrison. You've finally come to terms with yourself!
Mr. Garrison: Yeah, it feels really good!
Principal Victoria: Well, congratulations!
Mr. Mackey: Yeah, congratulations!
Mr. Garrison: You know, I feel like I can start anew. If it's not alright with you, I'd like to go back to teaching the third grade.
Principal Victoria: Oh. I'm sorry, we don't hire gay people.
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Doctor: Making breasts larger is a beautiful and wonderful thing. Making them smaller is…insane.
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