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Quotes of the Week - August 18, 2008:
"Eat, sleep and swim. That's all I can do." -- Olympic champion Michael Phelps explains the secret of his success, a lot of eggs in a 12,000 calories a day diet.

"The world just got a little less funny." -- George Clooney's reaction to the death of his friend, comedian Bernie Mac, 50.

"This is not 1968 and the invasion of Czechoslovakia, where Russia can invade its neighbor, occupy a capital, overthrow a government and get away with it. Things have changed." -- Condoleezza Rice on military clashes between Russia and Georgia.

"They are steeped in sin and, if eaten long enough for in quantity, will almost certainly kill you." -- Actress Emma Thompson on the scourge of potato crisps.


Authors: South Park Quotes, Quotations, Sayings from animated TV series by Matt Stone and Trey Parker
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Kyle: Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine.
South Park
Kyle: The fat bitch won't let us.
Bus Driver: What did you say!?
Kyle: I said rabbits eat lettuce.
South Park
Sportscaster Frank: I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant!
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Sportscaster Frank: I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938!
South Park
Uncle Jimbo: Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way!
South Park
Mr Garrison: Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people.
South Park
Eric Cartman: I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about 'protectin' the earth' and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!
South Park
Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.
Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?
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Eric Cartman: Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
South Park
Teacher: Kyle, concentrate!!!
Cartman: Maybe he should be sent to a concentration camp.
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