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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: South Park Quotes, Quotations, Sayings from animated TV series by Matt Stone and Trey Parker
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Kyle: Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine.
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Kyle: The fat bitch won't let us.
Bus Driver: What did you say!?
Kyle: I said rabbits eat lettuce.
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Sportscaster Frank: I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant!
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Sportscaster Frank: I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938!
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Uncle Jimbo: Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way!
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Mr Garrison: Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people.
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Eric Cartman: I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about 'protectin' the earth' and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!
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Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.
Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?
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Eric Cartman: Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
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Teacher: Kyle, concentrate!!!
Cartman: Maybe he should be sent to a concentration camp.
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South Park: Award-winning animated American television show created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker.


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