Eric Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save
the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
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Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
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Chef: You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight
tricks.
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Stan: You know, I think that if parents would spend less time
worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying
about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would
be a much better place.
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Kyle: I think that parents only get so offended by television
because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator
of their kids.
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Uncle Jimbo: Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the
American way.
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Satan: Without evil there could be no good, so it must be
good to be evil sometimes.
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Benjamin Franklin: I believe that if we are to form a new
country, we cannot be a country that appears war-hungry and
violent to the rest of the world. However, we also cannot be
a country that appears weak and unwilling to fight, to the rest
of the world. So, what if we form a country that appears to
want both.
Thomas Jefferson: Yes, yes of course, we go to war and protest
going to war at the same time....
Benjamin Franklin: And that means that as a nation, we could
go to war with whomever we wished, but at the same time act
like we didn't want to. If we allow the people to protest what
the government does, then the country will be forever blameless.
John Adams: It's like having your cake and eating it too.
Anonymous Hick Redneck Founding Father: Think of it: an entire
nation founded on saying one thing and doing another.
John Hancock: And we will call that country the United States
of America.
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Eric Cartman: Stan, don't you know the first law of physics?
Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.
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Chef: Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything.
It's called college.
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