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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Quotes by Author: Bart Simpson - Funny Quotes of Bart Simpson
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There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
Oh my God, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.
I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress.
No, he's pretty dumb. He's in all the same special classes I am.
Dad, thanks to TV,' I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem. Ha, ha, ha! What're we laughing about?
What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!
What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them - as is my understanding.
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
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The Simpsons : TV show created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954.


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