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Quotes of the Week - Feb 2, 2010:
"If vibrators could light the barbie and kill spiders in the bathtub, would we need men at all." -- Kathy Lette, novelist, wonders whether marriage has had its day.

"There'll be a population of demented old people, like an invasion of terrible immigrants." -- Martin Amis, novelist, who called for euthanasia booths on street corners in Britain where elderly people could end their lives "with a Martini and a medal".

"I'd rather be a really good one-term President than a mediocre two-term President." -- US President Obama, vows to continue to press for health care reform.


Quotes by Author: Bart Simpson - Funny Quotes of Bart Simpson
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I'm Bart Simpson, who the Hell are you?
Don't have a cow, man.
Eat my shorts.
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
Kiss you? But Dad, I'm your kid!
Cool, I broke his brain!
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures.
What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?"
Well, you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.
All he does is lie there like an unemployed whale.
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The Simpsons : TV show created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born 1954.


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