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by Author: Bart Simpson - Funny Quotes of Bart Simpson |
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I'm
Bart Simpson, who the Hell are you? |
Don't
have a cow, man. |
Eat
my shorts. |
I
didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove
anything! |
Kiss
you? But Dad, I'm your kid! |
Cool,
I broke his brain! |
Ladies
and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just
seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners,
only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions:
The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy.
If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books
in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures.
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What
if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really
bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated.
Will it be waiting for you in heaven?" |
Well,
you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't. |
All
he does is lie there like an unemployed whale. |
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The
Simpsons : TV show created by American Cartoonist Matt Groening, born
1954. |
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