Quotes of the Week - May 22, 2012:
"I told you I was ill." -- Spike Milligan's gravestone inscription was voted the UK's favorite epitaph in a survey conducted by Marie Curie Cancer Care.

"I would get arrested if I unzipped that dress." -- Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip, to policeman about an attractive blonde woman's sexy red zip-fronted dress.

"Sex is actually really beautiful. It's the only way that we create and it's the only way that the world keep going. It's ignorant to not talk to your kids about it or make it seem like it's not as cool or magical as it actually is." -- Miley Cyrus