Quotes of the Week - May 5, 2008:
"I am so sorry. I had no idea." -- Elizabeth Fritzl, mother
of the girl kept prisoner in a basement in Austria by her father for 24
years.
"Some of the comments that Rev Wright has made offend me, and I understand
why they offend the American people. He does not speak for me. He does
not speak for the American people." -- Barack Obama on his old pastor.
"I am sure I had it. It's why men want to bonk everything that moves
." -- Singer Chris de Burgh explaining how a mid-life crisis made
him want to have sex with his children's nanny.
Hillary Clinton is talking tough. She said if Israel is ever attacked
by Iran, she would obliterate Iran. Although, she does admire the Iranians
for stoning adulterers. -- Chatshow host Jay Leno.
Authors:
Shakespeare - King John Quotes, Famous King John Quotations
Hadst
thou rather be a Faulconbridge
And like thy brother, to enjoy thy land,
Or the reputed son of Coeur-de-Lion,
Lord of thy presence and no land beside. King John, 1. 1
And
if his name be George, I'll call him Peter;
For new-made honour doth forget men's names. King John, 1. 1
Mad
world! mad kings! mad composition! King John, 2. 1
Well,
whiles I am a beggar, I will rail,
And say there is no sin, but to be rich;
And being rich, my virtue then shall be,
To say there is no vice, but beggary! King John, 2. 1
Old
Time the clock-setter, that bald sexton, Time. King John, 2. 1
Bell, book, and candle shall not drive me back,
When gold and silver becks me to come on! King John, 3. 3
Grief
fills the room up of my absent child,
Lies in his bed, walks up and down with me,
Puts on his pretty looks, repeats his words,
Remembers me of all his gracious parts,
Stuffs out his vacant garments with his form:
Then have I reason to be fond of grief. King John, 3. 4
Life
is as tedious as a twice-told tale
Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man. King John, 3. 4
Heat
me these irons hot. King
John, 4. 1
Will
you put out mine eyes?
These eyes that mever did nor never shall
So much as frown on you?. King
John, 4. 1