Quotes of the Week - May 5, 2008:
"I am so sorry. I had no idea." -- Elizabeth Fritzl, mother
of the girl kept prisoner in a basement in Austria by her father for 24
years.
"Some of the comments that Rev Wright has made offend me, and I understand
why they offend the American people. He does not speak for me. He does
not speak for the American people." -- Barack Obama on his old pastor.
"I am sure I had it. It's why men want to bonk everything that moves
." -- Singer Chris de Burgh explaining how a mid-life crisis made
him want to have sex with his children's nanny.
Hillary Clinton is talking tough. She said if Israel is ever attacked
by Iran, she would obliterate Iran. Although, she does admire the Iranians
for stoning adulterers. -- Chatshow host Jay Leno.
Authors:
Shakespeare - Henry IV Part 1 Quotes, Henry IV Part 1 Quotations
I
had rather be a kitten and cry mew
Than one of these same metre ballad-mongers. Henry IV, Part 1, 3. 1
That
would set my teeth nothing on edge,
Nothing so much as mincing poetry:
'Tis like the forced gait of a shuffling nag. Henry IV, Part 1, 3. 1
Thy
tongue
Makes Welsh as sweet as ditties highly penn'd,
Sung by a fair queen in a summer's bower,
With ravishing division, to her lute. Henry IV, Part 1, 3. 1
Now
I perceive the devil understands Welsh. Henry IV, Part 1, 3. 1
You
swear like a comfit-maker's wife. Henry IV, Part 1, 3. 1
Swear
me, Kate, like a lady as thou art,
A good mouth-filling oath. Henry IV, Part 1, 3. 1
He
was but as the cuckoo is in June,
Heard, not regarded. Henry IV, Part 1, 3. 2
My
near'st and dearest enemy. Henry IV, Part 1, 3. 2
Company,
villanous company, hath been the spoil of me. Henry
IV, Part 1, 3. 3
Thou
knowest in the state of innocency Adam fell; and what should
poor Jack Falstaff do in the days of villany? Thou seest I have
more flesh than another man, and therefore more frailty. Henry
IV, Part 1, 3. 3