Quotes of the Week - May 5, 2008:
"I am so sorry. I had no idea." -- Elizabeth Fritzl, mother
of the girl kept prisoner in a basement in Austria by her father for 24
years.
"Some of the comments that Rev Wright has made offend me, and I understand
why they offend the American people. He does not speak for me. He does
not speak for the American people." -- Barack Obama on his old pastor.
"I am sure I had it. It's why men want to bonk everything that moves
." -- Singer Chris de Burgh explaining how a mid-life crisis made
him want to have sex with his children's nanny.
Hillary Clinton is talking tough. She said if Israel is ever attacked
by Iran, she would obliterate Iran. Although, she does admire the Iranians
for stoning adulterers. -- Chatshow host Jay Leno.
Authors:
Shakespeare - Hamlet Quotes, Famous Hamlet Quotes Quotations
But
I have that within which passeth show;
These but the trappings and the suits of woe. Hamlet, 1. 2
'Tis
a fault to Heaven,
A fault against the dead, a fault to nature,
To reason most absurd. Hamlet, 1. 2
O,
that this too too solid flesh would melt,
Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!
Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd
His canon 'gainst self-slaughter! O God! God!
How weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable
Seem to me all the uses of this world! Hamlet, 1. 2
That
it should come to this! Hamlet, 1. 2
Why,
she would hang on him,
As if increase of appetite had grown
By what it fed on. Hamlet, 1. 2
Frailty,
thy name is woman! Hamlet, 1. 2
A
little month. Hamlet, 1. 2
Like
Niobe, all tears. Hamlet, 1. 2
My
father's brother, but no more like my father
Than
I to Hercules. Hamlet, 1. 2
It
is not, nor it cannot come to good. Hamlet, 1. 2