Quotes of the Week - May 5, 2008:
"I am so sorry. I had no idea." -- Elizabeth Fritzl, mother
of the girl kept prisoner in a basement in Austria by her father for 24
years.
"Some of the comments that Rev Wright has made offend me, and I understand
why they offend the American people. He does not speak for me. He does
not speak for the American people." -- Barack Obama on his old pastor.
"I am sure I had it. It's why men want to bonk everything that moves
." -- Singer Chris de Burgh explaining how a mid-life crisis made
him want to have sex with his children's nanny.
Hillary Clinton is talking tough. She said if Israel is ever attacked
by Iran, she would obliterate Iran. Although, she does admire the Iranians
for stoning adulterers. -- Chatshow host Jay Leno.
Authors: Shakespeare - Hamlet Quotes, Famous Hamlet Quotes, Quotations
Why
may not that be the skull of a lawyer? Where be his quiddities
now, his quillets, his cases, his tenures, and his tricks? Hamlet, 5. 1
The
age is grown so picked that the toe of the peasant comes so
near the heel of the courtier, he galls his kibe. Hamlet, 5. 1
Alas,
poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest,
of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand
times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge
rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now; your gambols, your songs?
your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on
a roar? Hamlet, 5. 1
To
what base uses we may return, Horatio!
So hallow'd and so gracious is the time. Hamlet, 5. 1
Imperious
Cæsar, dead and turned to clay,
Might stop a hole to keep the wind away. Hamlet, 5. 1
Lay
her i' the earth;
And from her fair and unpolluted flesh
May violets spring! Hamlet, 5. 1
A
ministering angel shall my sister be. Hamlet, 5. 1
Sweets
to the sweet: farewell! Hamlet, 5. 1
I thought thy bride-bed to have decked, sweet maid,
And not have strewed thy grave. Hamlet, 5. 1
Though
I am not splenitive and rash,
Yet have I something in me dangerous. Hamlet, 5. 1