Quotes of the Week - May 5, 2008:
"I am so sorry. I had no idea." -- Elizabeth Fritzl, mother
of the girl kept prisoner in a basement in Austria by her father for 24
years.
"Some of the comments that Rev Wright has made offend me, and I understand
why they offend the American people. He does not speak for me. He does
not speak for the American people." -- Barack Obama on his old pastor.
"I am sure I had it. It's why men want to bonk everything that moves
." -- Singer Chris de Burgh explaining how a mid-life crisis made
him want to have sex with his children's nanny.
Hillary Clinton is talking tough. She said if Israel is ever attacked
by Iran, she would obliterate Iran. Although, she does admire the Iranians
for stoning adulterers. -- Chatshow host Jay Leno.
Authors: Shakespeare - Hamlet Quotes, Famous Hamlet Quotes, Quotations
Get
thee to a nunnery: why wouldst thou be a breeder of sinners? Hamlet, 3. 1
Be
thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape
calumny. Get thee to a nunnery, go. Hamlet, 3. 1
I
have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God has given
you one face, and you make yourselves another. Hamlet, 3. 1
I
say we will have no more marriages. Hamlet, 3. 1
O,
what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!
The courtier's, soldier's, scholar's eye, tongue, sword;
The expectancy and rose of the fair state,
The glass of fashion and the mould of form,
The observed of all observers! Hamlet, 3. 1
Now
see that noble and most sovereign reason,
Like sweet bells jangled, out of tune and harsh. Hamlet, 3. 1
O,
woe is me,
To have seen what I have seen, see what I see! Hamlet, 3. 1
Speak
the speech, I pray you, as I have pronounced it to you, trippingly
on the tongue; but if you mouth it, as many of your players
do, I had as lief the towncrier spoke my lines. Nor do not saw
the air too much with your hand, thus, but use all gently. Hamlet, 3. 2