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Shakespeare Insults, Put-Downs and Cusses - 9
Shakespeare Insults 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12
Judases, each one thrice worse than Judas.
William Shakespeare
Richard II, 3. 2

Terrible hell, make war upon their spotted souls for this.
William Shakespeare
Richard II, 3. 2

Noisome weeds which without profit suck
The soil's fertility from wholesome flowers.
William Shakespeare
Richard II, 3. 4

Thou little better thing than earth.
William Shakespeare
Richard II, 3. 4

Spit upon him while I say he lies, and lies, and lies.
William Shakespeare
Richard II, 4. 1

Thou haught insulting man.
William Shakespeare
Richard II, 4. 1

He daily doth frequent with unrestrained loose companions.
William Shakespeare
Richard II, 5. 3

Go thou and fill another room in hell.
William Shakespeare
Richard II, 5. 5

Foul devil, for God's sake hence, and trouble us not;
For thou hast made the happy earth thy hell,
Fill'd it with cursing cries and deep exclaims.
William Shakespeare
Richard III, 1. 2

Thou lump of foul deformity.
William Shakespeare
Richard III, 1. 2

Diffus'd infection of a man.
William Shakespeare
Richard III, 1. 2

Fouler than heart can think thee, thou canst make
No excuse current but to hang thyself.
William Shakespeare
Richard III, 1. 2

Thou art unfit for any place but hell.
William Shakespeare
Richard III, 1. 2

Never hung poison on a fouler toad.
William Shakespeare
Richard III, 1. 2

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.
William Shakespeare
Richard III, 1. 2

God grant we never may have need of you.
William Shakespeare
Richard III, 1. 3

Hie thee to hell for shame, and leave this world,
Thou cacodemon: there thy kingdom is.
William Shakespeare
Richard III, 1. 3

Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog,
Thou that wast seal'd in thy nativity
The slave of Nature, and the son of hell;
Thou slander of thy heavy mother's womb,
Thou loathed issue of thy father's loins,
Thou rag of honour.
William Shakespeare
Richard III, 1. 3

Dispute not with her; she is a lunatic.
William Shakespeare
Richard III, 1. 3

A knot you are of damned bloodsuckers.
William Shakespeare
Richard III, 3. 3

What tongueless blocks were they.
William Shakespeare
Richard III, 3. 7

Drop into the rotten mouth of death.
William Shakespeare
Richard III, 4. 4

Foul defacer of God's handiwork.
William Shakespeare
Richard III, 4. 4

Earth gapes, hell burns, fiends roar, saints pray,
To have him suddenly convey'd from hence.
Cancel his bond of life, dear God I pray,
That I may live and say, 'the dog is dead.'
William Shakespeare
Richard III, 4. 4

That bottled spider, that foul bunch-back'd toad.
William Shakespeare
Richard III, 4. 4

Thou cam'st on earth to make the earth my hell.
William Shakespeare
Richard III, 4. 4

Take with thee my most grevious curse.
William Shakespeare
Richard III, 4. 4

Wretched, bloody and usurping boar.
William Shakespeare
Richard III, 5. 2

A sort of vagabonds, rascals, and runaways;
A scum of Bretons and base lackey peasants,
Whom their o'er-cloyed country vomits forth.
William Shakespeare
Richard III, 5. 3

These overwheening rags of France.
William Shakespeare
Richard III, 5. 3

Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 1. 1

Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 1. 1

He's a man of wax.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 1. 3

Small grey-coated gnat.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 1, 4

Not half so big as a round little worm.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 1. 4

The children of an idle brain,
Begot of nothing but vain fantasy,
Which is as thin of substance as the air
And more inconstant than the wind.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 1. 4

You kiss by th' book.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 1. 5

He heareth not, he stirreth not, he moveth not:
The ape is dead.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 2. 1

Blind is his love, and best befits the dark.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 2. 1

She speaks, yet she says nothing.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 2. 2

Young men's love then lies
Not truly in their hearts but in their eyes.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 2. 3

These strange flies, these fashion-mongers, these 'pardon-me's'.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 2. 4

I will bite thee by the ear for that jest.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 2. 4

A gentleman that loves to hear himself talk, and will speak more in a minute than he will stand to in a month.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 2. 4

Scurvy knave! I am none of his flirt-gills [loose women], I am none of his skains-mates [cut-throat companions].
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 2. 4

She, good soul, had as lief see a toad, a very toad, as see him.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 2. 4

He is not the flower of courtesy.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 2. 5

You rat-catcher.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 3. 1

They have made worms' meat of me.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 3. 1

What devil art thou that dost torment me thus.
This torture should be roar'd in dismal hell.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 3. 2

O serpent heart, hid with a flowering face.
Did ever dragon keep so fair a cave.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 3. 2

Beautiful tyrant, fiend angelical,
Dove-feather'd raven, wolvish-ravening lamb.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 3. 2

Thou cut'st my head off with a golden axe
And smilest upon the stroke that murders me.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 3. 3

A wretched puling fool, a whining mammet.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 3. 5

Hang! Beg! Starve! Die in the streets.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 3. 5
Shakespeare Insults 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12


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