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Shakespeare Insults, Put-Downs and Cusses - 8
Shakespeare Insults 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12
He was gotten in drink.
William Shakespeare
The Merry Wives of Windsor, 1. 3

Let vultures gripe thy guts.
William Shakespeare
The Merry Wives of Windsor, 1. 3

His guts are made of puddings.
William Shakespeare
The Merry Wives of Windsor, 2. 1

I will smite his noddles.
William Shakespeare
The Merry Wives of Windsor, 3. 1

I had rather be set quick i' th'earth,
And bowl'd to death with turnips.
William Shakespeare
The Merry Wives of Windsor, 3. 4

If I be served such another trick, I'll have my brains ta'en out and buttered, and give them to a dog for a New Year's gift.
William Shakespeare
The Merry Wives of Windsor, 3. 5

We cannot misuse him enough.
William Shakespeare
The Merry Wives of Windsor, 4. 2

Why, this is lunatics; this is mad as a mad dog.
William Shakespeare
The Merry Wives of Windsor, 4. 2

He shall die a flea's death.
William Shakespeare
The Merry Wives of Windsor, 4. 2

You witch, you rag, you baggage, you polecat, you runnion.
William Shakespeare
The Merry Wives of Windsor, 4. 2

What would'st thou have, boor? What, thick-skin? speak, breathe, discuss; brief, short, quick, snap.
William Shakespeare
The Merry Wives of Windsor, 4. 5

Vile worm, thou wast o'erlook'd even in thy birth.
William Shakespeare
The Merry Wives of Windsor, 5. 5

Given to fornications, and to tavern, and sack, and wine, and metheglins, and to drinkings, and swearings, and starlings, pribbles and prabbles.
William Shakespeare
The Merry Wives of Windsor, 5. 5

Ill met by moonlight.
William Shakespeare
A Midsummer Night's Dream, 2. 1

You spotted snakes with double tongue.
William Shakespeare
A Midsummer Night's Dream, 2. 2

I do repent
The tedious minutes I with her have spent.
William Shakespeare
A Midsummer Night's Dream, 2. 2

My mistress with a monster is in love.
William Shakespeare
A Midsummer Night's Dream, 3. 2

Henceforth be never number'd among men.
William Shakespeare
A Midsummer Night's Dream, 3. 2

From thy hated presence part I so.
William Shakespeare
A Midsummer Night's Dream, 3. 2

Have you no modesty, no maiden shame,
No touch of bashfulness.
William Shakespeare
A Midsummer Night's Dream, 3. 2

She was a vixen when she went to school,
And though she be but little, she is fierce.
William Shakespeare
A Midsummer Night's Dream, 3. 2

Get you gone, you dwarf;
You minimus, of hindering knot-grass made;
You bead, you acorn.
William Shakespeare
A Midsummer Night's Dream, 3. 2

This is the silliest stuff that ever I heard.
William Shakespeare
A Midsummer Night's Dream, 5. 1

With the help of a surgeon he might yet recover, and prove an ass.
William Shakespeare
A Midsummer Night's Dream, 5. 1

Hath the fellow any wit that told you this.
William Shakespeare
Much Ado About Nothing, 1. 2

There's no true drop of blood in him.
William Shakespeare
Much Ado About Nothing, 3. 2

My cousin's a fool, and thou art another.
William Shakespeare
Much Ado About Nothing, 3. 4

Comparisons are odorous.
William Shakespeare
Much Ado About Nothing, 3. 5

Neighbours, you are tedious.
William Shakespeare
Much Ado About Nothing, 3. 5

O, what dare men do! What men may do! What men daily do, not knowing what they do.
William Shakespeare
Much Ado About Nothing, 4. 1

Let me see his eyes,
That when I see another man like him
I may avoid him.
William Shakespeare
Much Ado About Nothing, 5. 1

You have such a February face,
So full of frost, of storm, and cloudiness.
William Shakespeare
Much Ado About Nothing, 5. 4

Some such strange bull leapt your father's cow,
And got a calf in that same noble feat
Much like to you, for you have just his bleat.
William Shakespeare
Much Ado About Nothing, 5. 4

O curse of marriage,
That we call these delicate creatures ours,
And not their appetites! I had rather be a toad,
And live upon the vapour in a dungeon,
Than keep a corner in a thing I love,
For others' uses.
William Shakespeare
Othello, 3. 3

Thou hadst been better have been born a dog,
Than answer my wak'd wrath.
William Shakespeare
Othello, 3. 3

Damn her, lewd minx.
William Shakespeare
Othello, 3. 3

'Tis not a year or two shows us a man:
They are all but stomachs, and we all but food;
They eat us hungerly, and when they are full,
They belch us.
William Shakespeare
Othello, 3. 4

Are his wits safe? Is he not light of brain.
William Shakespeare
Othello, 4. 1

Heaven truly knows, that thou art false as hell.
William Shakespeare
Othello, 4. 2

O, thou black wed, why art so lovely fair.
Thou smell'st so sweet, that the sense aches at thee,
Would thou hadst ne'er been born.
William Shakespeare
Othello, 4. 2

Put in every honest hand a whip,
To lash the rascal naked through the world.
William Shakespeare
Othello, 4. 2

She's like a liar gone to burning hell.
William Shakespeare
Othello, 5. 2

May his pernicious soul rot half a grain a day.
William Shakespeare
Othello, 5. 2

What should such a fool do with so good a woman.
William Shakespeare
Othello, 5. 2

'Tis time to fear when tyrants seem to kiss.
William Shakespeare
Pericles, 1. 2

We would purge the land of these drones, that rob the bee of her honey.
William Shakespeare
Pericles, 2. 1

They are like to gnats
Which make a sound, but kill'd are wonder'd at.
William Shakespeare
Pericles, 2. 3

Poor inch of nature.
William Shakespeare
Pericles, 3. 1

He did not flow
From honourable sources.
William Shakespeare
Pericles, 4. 3

Thy food is such
As hath been belch'd on by infected lungs.
William Shakespeare
Pericles, 4. 6

I do defy him, and I spit at him,
Call him a slanderous coward, and a villain.
William Shakespeare
Richard II, 1. 1

God and good men hate so foul a liar.
William Shakespeare
Richard II, 1. 1

His treasons will sit blushing in his face.
William Shakespeare
Richard II, 3. 2

Boys, with women's voices, strive to speak big.
William Shakespeare
Richard II, 3. 2

Dogs easily won to fawn on any man.
William Shakespeare
Richard II, 3. 2
Shakespeare Insults 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12


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