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Shakespeare Insults, Put-Downs and Cusses - 7
Shakespeare Insults 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12
False of heart, light of ear, bloody of hand; hog in sloth, fox in stealth, wolf in greediness, dog in madness, lion in pray.
William Shakespeare
King Lear, 3. 4

This is the foul Flibbertigibbet.
William Shakespeare
King Lear, 3. 4

Throw this slave upon the dunghill.
William Shakespeare
King Lear, 3. 7

You are not worth the dust which the rude wind blows in your face.
William Shakespeare
King Lear, 4. 2

Fat paunches have lean pates.
William Shakespeare
Love's Labour's Lost, 1. 1

Like an envious sneaping frost
That bites the first-born infants of the spring.
William Shakespeare
Love's Labour's Lost, 1. 1

There's villany abroad.
William Shakespeare
Love's Labour's Lost, 1. 1

There did I see that low-spirited swain, that base minor of thy mirth.
William Shakespeare
Love's Labour's Lost, 1. 1

That unlettered small-knowing soul.
William Shakespeare
Love's Labour's Lost, 1. 1

A woman that is like a German clock,
Still a-repairing, ever out of frame,
And never going aright, being a watch,
But being watch'd that it may still go right.
William Shakespeare
Love's Labour's Lost, 3. 1

Pernicious and indubitate beggar.
William Shakespeare
Love's Labour's Lost, 4. 1

O! thou monster Ignorance, how deform'd dost thou look.
William Shakespeare
Love's Labour's Lost, 4. 2

He that is likest to a hogshead.
William Shakespeare
Love's Labour's Lost, 4. 2

False face must hide what the false heart doth know.
William Shakespeare
Macbeth, 1. 7

This is a sorry sight.
William Shakespeare
Macbeth, 2. 2

Drink, Sir, is a great provoker of three things, nose-painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, it provokes, and unprovokes: it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.
William Shakespeare
Macbeth, 2. 3

Where we are, there's daggers in men's smiles.
William Shakespeare
Macbeth, 2. 3

'Tis said, they eat each other.
William Shakespeare
Macbeth, 2. 4

Ay, in the catalogue ye go for men;
As hounds, and greyhounds, mongrels, spaniels, curs,
Shoughs, water-rugs, and demi-wolves, are clept
All by the name of dogs.
William Shakespeare
Macbeth, 3. 1

Thou art the best o' th' cut-throats.
William Shakespeare
Macbeth, 3. 4

Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold.
William Shakespeare
Macbeth, 3. 4

How now, you secret, black, and midnight hags.
William Shakespeare
Macbeth, 4. 1

What, you egg! Young fry of treachery.
William Shakespeare
Macbeth, 4. 2

Fit to govern? No, not to live.
William Shakespeare
Macbeth, 4. 3

Now does he feel his title
Hang loose about him, like a giant's robe
Upon a dwarfish thief.
William Shakespeare
Macbeth, 5. 2

Thou lily-liver'd boy.
William Shakespeare
Macbeth, 5. 3

A tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
William Shakespeare
Macbeth, 5. 5

I think thou never wast where grace was said.
William Shakespeare
Measure For Measure, 1. 2

Come, you are a tedious fool. To the purpose.
William Shakespeare
Measure For Measure, 2. 1

Your bum is the greatest thing about you.
William Shakespeare
Measure For Measure, 2. 1

Canst thou believe thy living is a life,
So stinkingly depending? Go mend, go mend.
William Shakespeare
Measure For Measure, 3. 2

Go to kennel.
William Shakespeare
Measure For Measure, 3. 2

It is certain that when he makes water, his urine is congealed ice.
William Shakespeare
Measure For Measure, 3. 2

A very superficial, ignorant, unweighing fellow.
William Shakespeare
Measure For Measure, 3. 2

A flesh-monger, a fool, and a coward.
William Shakespeare
Measure For Measure, 5. 1

Such a want-wit.
William Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice, 1. 1

Your mind is tossing on the ocean.
William Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice, 1. 1

Gratiano speaks an infinite deal of nothing.
William Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice, 1. 1

I had rather be married to a death's-head with a bone in his mouth.
William Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice, 1. 2

God made him, and therefore let him pass for a man.
William Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice, 1. 2

He is every man in no man.
William Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice, 1. 2

He will fence with his own shadow.
William Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice, 1. 2

When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst he is little better than a beast.
William Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice, 1. 2

I will do any thing ere I will be married to a sponge.
William Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice, 1. 2

Villain with a smiling cheek.
William Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice, 1. 3

A goodly apple rotten at the heart.
William Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice, 1. 3

Give him a present? Give him a halter.
William Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice, 2. 2

A gentle riddance, - draw the curtains, go.
William Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice, 2. 7

How much low peasantry.
William Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice, 2. 9

O, these deliberate fools.
William Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice, 2. 9

It is the most impenetrable cur
That ever kept with men.
William Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice, 3. 3

Goodly Lord, what a wit-snapper you are.
William Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice, 3. 5

Beg that thou may'st have leave to hang thyself.
William Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice, 4. 1

A king of boy, a little scrubbed boy, a prating boy.
William Shakespeare
The Merchant of Venice, 5. 1

You Banbury cheese.
William Shakespeare
The Merry Wives of Windsor, 1. 1

Froth and scum, thou liest.
William Shakespeare
The Merry Wives of Windsor, 1. 1
Shakespeare Insults 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12


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