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Shakespeare Insults, Put-Downs and Cusses - 6
Shakespeare Insults 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12
There's mischief in this man.
William Shakespeare
Henry VIII, 1. 2

The sly whoresons have got a speeding trick to lay down ladies.
William Shakespeare
Henry VIII, 1. 3

I do believe, induc'd by potent circumstances, that you are mine enemy.
William Shakespeare
Henry VIII, 2. 4

Your heart is cramm'd with arrogancy, spleen and pride.
William Shakespeare
Henry VIII, 2. 4

I abhor this dilatory sloth.
William Shakespeare
Henry VIII, 2. 4

Woe upon ye, and all such false professors.
William Shakespeare
Henry VIII, 3. 1

Better have burnt that tongue than said so.
William Shakespeare
Henry VIII, 3. 2

You have as little honesty as honour.
William Shakespeare
Henry VIII, 3. 2

All goodness is poison to thy stomach.
William Shakespeare
Henry VIII, 3. 2

How much methinks, I could despise this man.
William Shakespeare
Henry VIII, 3. 2

He's a rank weed, and we must root him out.
William Shakespeare
Henry VIII, 5. 1

You are strangely troublesome.
William Shakespeare
Henry VIII, 5. 2

Bless me, what a fry of fornication is at door.
William Shakespeare
Henry VIII, 5. 3

Wife of small wit.
William Shakespeare
Henry VIII, 5. 3

You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things.
William Shakespeare
Julius Caesar, 1. 1

He is a dreamer. Let us leave him.
William Shakespeare
Julius Caesar, 1. 2

Let me have men about me that are fat;
Sleek-headed men, and such as sleep o' nights.
William Shakespeare
Julius Caesar, 1. 2

He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.
William Shakespeare
Julius Caesar, 1. 2

What rubbish and what offal.
William Shakespeare
Julius Caesar, 1. 3

Think him as a serpent's egg, which, when hatch'd, would, as his kind, grow mischievious.
William Shakespeare
Julius Caesar, 2. 1

Where wilt thou find a cavern dark enough to mask thy monstrous visage.
William Shakespeare
Julius Caesar, 2. 1

Every man hence to his idle bed.
William Shakespeare
Julius Caesar, 2. 1

He is given to sports, to wildness, and much company.
William Shakespeare
Julius Caesar, 2. 1

You have some sick offence within your mind.
William Shakespeare
Julius Caesar, 2. 1

I spurn thee like a cur out of my way.
William Shakespeare
Julius Caesar, 3. 1

This is a slight unmeritable man,
Meet to be sent on errants.
William Shakespeare
Julius Caesar, 4. 1

He's a tried and valiant soldier.
So is my horse.
William Shakespeare
Julius Caesar, 4. 1

He must be taught, and train'd, and bid go forth:
A barren-spirited fellow.
William Shakespeare
Julius Caesar, 4. 1

I had rather be a dog, and bay the moon, than such a one.
William Shakespeare
Julius Caesar, 4. 3

How vile doth this cynic rhyme.
William Shakespeare
Julius Caesar, 4. 3

You show'd your teeth like apes, and fawn'd like hounds,
And bow'd like bondmen.
William Shakespeare
Julius Caesar, 5. 1

On my knee
I give heaven thanks I was not like to thee.
William Shakespeare
King John, 1. 1

What a madcap hath heaven lent us here.
William Shakespeare
King John, 1. 1

Sell your face for five pence and 'tis dear.
William Shakespeare
King John, 1. 1

If his name be George, I'll call him Peter.
William Shakespeare
King John, 1. 1

What cracker is this same that deafs our ears
With this abundance of superfluous breath.
William Shakespeare
King John, 2. 1

So vile a lout.
William Shakespeare
King John, 2. 1

Believe me, I do not believe thee, man.
William Shakespeare
King John, 2. 2

This news hath made thee a most ugly man.
William Shakespeare
King John, 2. 2

What a fool art thou,
A ramping fool, to brag, and stamp, and swear.
William Shakespeare
King John, 3. 1

He is a very serpent in my way.
William Shakespeare
King John, 3. 2

Thou odoriferous strench! sound rottenness.
William Shakespeare
King John, 3. 3

How green you are and fresh in this old world.
William Shakespeare
King John, 3. 3

Are you more stubborn-hard than hammer'd iron.
William Shakespeare
King John, 4. 1

Out, dunghill.
William Shakespeare
King John, 4. 3

There is not yet so ugly a fiend of hell
As thou shalt be.
William Shakespeare
King John, 4. 3

I do suspect thee most greviously.
William Shakespeare
King John, 4. 3

We hold our time too previous to be spent
With such a brabbler.
William Shakespeare
King John, 5. 2

You base foot-ball player.
William Shakespeare
King Lear, 1. 4

Thou unpossessing bastard.
William Shakespeare
King Lear, 2. 2

A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir to a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deni'st the least syllable of thy addition.
William Shakespeare
King Lear, 2. 2

You rogue! I'll make a sop o' th' moonshine of you. You whoreson cullionly barber-monger.
William Shakespeare
King Lear, 2. 2

I'll carbonado your shanks.
William Shakespeare
King Lear, 2. 2

I have seen better faces in my time
Than stands on any shoulder that I see
Before me at this instant.
William Shakespeare
King Lear, 2. 2

Thou art a boil,
A plague-sore, an embossed carbuncle,
In my corrupted blood.
William Shakespeare
King Lear, 2. 4
Shakespeare Insults 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12


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