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Shakespeare Insults, Put-Downs and Cusses - 3
Shakespeare Insults 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12
You treat upon my patience.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 1. 3

To be so pester'd with a popinjay.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 1. 3

On the barren mountains let him starve.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 1. 3

I would have him poison'd with a pot of ale.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 1. 3

I am whipp'd and scourg'd with rods,
Nettled, and stung with pismires, when I hear
Of this vile politician.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 1. 3

Peace, ye fat guts.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 2. 2

Whoreson caterpillars.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 2. 2

Bacon-fed knaves.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 2. 2

Ye fat chuffs.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 2. 2

On, bacons, on.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 2. 2

Sweats to death,
And lards the lean earth he walks along.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 2. 2

How the fat rogue roared.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 2. 2

You are a shallow cowardly hind, and you lie.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 2. 3

What a lack-brain is this.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 2. 3

Such a dish of skim milk.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 2. 3

How now, wool-sack, what mutter you.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 2. 4

You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish - O for breath to utter what is like thee! - you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 2. 4

How now, my sweet creature of bombast.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 2. 4

Peace, good pintpot, peace, good tickle-brain.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 2. 4

Why dost thou converse with that trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with the pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 2. 4

Villainous abominable misleader of youth.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 2. 4

Old white-bearded Satan.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 2. 4

As fat as butter.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 2. 4

O, he is as tedious
As a tired horse, a railing wife,
Worse than a smoky house.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 3. 1

Go, ye giddy goose.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 3. 1

Do thou amend thy face, and I'll amend my life.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 3. 3

I never saw thy face but I think upon hell-fire.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 3. 3

There's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 3. 3

There's no room for faith, truth, nor honesty in this bosom of thine. It is all filled up with guts and midriff.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 3. 3

Thou whoreson impudent embossed rascal.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 3. 3

Such toasts-and-butter, with hearts in their bellies no bigger than pins' heads.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 4. 2

A fool go with thy soul, whither it goes.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 5. 3

The dullest peasant in his camp.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 1. 1

Thou whoreson mandrake.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 1. 2

You are as a candle, the better part burnt out.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 1. 2

A pox on this gout! or a gout on this pox.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 1. 2

So, so, thou common dog, didst thou disgorge
Thy glutton bosom.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 1. 3

Thou wouldn't eat thy dead vomit up,
And howl'st to find it.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 1. 3

You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 2. 1

He hath eaten me out of house and home, he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 2. 1

What a disgrace it is for me to remember thy name.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 2. 2

You whoreson upright rabbit.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 2. 2

Dry, round, old, withered knights.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 2. 4

A pox damn you, you muddy rascal, is that all the comfort you give me.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 2. 4

Hang yourself, you muddy conger, hang yourself.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 2. 4

You re as rheumatic as two dry toasts.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 2. 4

I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you mouldy rogue, away.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 2. 4

You filthy bung, away.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 2. 4

Away, you bottle-ale rascal.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 2. 4

Discharge yourself of our company.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 2. 4

He lives upon mouldy stewed prunes and dried cakes.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 2. 4

Feed, and be fat.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 2. 4

I cannot endure such a fustian rascal.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 2. 4

Alas, poor ape, how thou sweat'st.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 2. 4

Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 2, 2. 4
Shakespeare Insults 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12


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