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10 Lists - Quotes of Day - 2012
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Quotes of the Week - May 15, 2012:
"His timing was perfect: As women's hair was liberated, so were
their lives." -- Linda Wells, Allure magazine Editor-in-Chief,
describing Vidal Sassoon, the late iconic hairstylist, as a feminist
pioneer due to the haircuts he created for women in 1960s.
"It is important for me personally to go ahead and affirm that
same-sex couples should be able to get married." -- Barack Obama,
U.S. president, becoming the first sitting American head of state to
declare his support for gay marriage.
"Above all else, we both agree that President Obama must be defeated.
The task will not be easy." -- Rick Santorum, former Republican
presidential candidate, endorsing onetime rival Mitt Romney.
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| Shakespeare Insults, Put-Downs and
Cusses - 2 |
| Shakespeare Insults
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There's many a man hath more hair than wit.
William Shakespeare
The Comedy of Errors, 2. 2
Thou drone, thou snail, thou slug, thou sot.
William Shakespeare
The Comedy of Errors, 2. 2
I think thou art an ass.
William Shakespeare
The Comedy of Errors, 3. 1
She's the kitchen wench, and all grease, and I know not what
use to put her to but to make a lamp of her, and run from her
by her own light.
William Shakespeare
The Comedy of Errors, 3. 2
He is deformed, crooked, old and sere,
Ill-fac'd, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
William Shakespeare
The Comedy of Errors, 4. 2
The fiend is strong within him.
William Shakespeare
The Comedy of Errors, 4. 4
The mountain of mad flesh that claims marriage of me.
William Shakespeare
The Comedy of Errors, 4. 4
Thou whoreson, senseless villain!
William Shakespeare
The Comedy of Errors 4.4
Bid them wash their faces, and keep their teeth clean.
William Shakespeare
Coriolanus, 2. 3
Behold, these are the tongues o' th' common mouth.
William Shakespeare
Coriolanus, 2. 3
Hence rotten thing! or I shall shake thy bones out of thy garments.
William Shakespeare
Coriolanus, 3. 1
He's a disease that must be cut away.
William Shakespeare
Coriolanus, 3. 1
You common cry of curs! whose breath I hate
As reek o' th' rotten fens, whose loves I prize
As the dead carcasses of unburied men
That do corrupt my air.
William Shakespeare
Coriolanus, 3. 3
The red pestilence strike all.
William Shakespeare
Coriolanus, 4. 1
The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.
William Shakespeare
Coriolanus 5. 4
There is no more mercy in him than there is milk in a male tiger.
William Shakespeare
Coriolanus, 5. 4
Thou'rt poison to my blood.
William Shakespeare
Cymbeline, 1. 2
Her beauty and her brain go not together.
William Shakespeare
Cymbeline, 1. 3
The fall of an ass is no great hurt.
William Shakespeare
Cymbeline, 1. 3
Here comes a flattering rascal.
William Shakespeare
Cymbeline, 1. 6
It is fit that I should commit offence to my inferiors.
William Shakespeare
Cymbeline, 2. 1
That such a crafty devil as his mother should yield the world
this ass.
William Shakespeare
Cymbeline, 2. 1
I am spirited with a fool.
William Shakespeare
Cymbeline, 2. 3
All the fiends of hell divide themselves between you.
William Shakespeare
Cymbeline, 2. 4
Men's vows are women's traitors.
William Shakespeare
Cymbeline, 3. 4
Whose tongue
Outvenoms all the worms of Nile.
William Shakespeare
Cymbeline, 3. 4
Thou art some fool, I am loath to beat thee.
William Shakespeare
Cymbeline, 4. 2
A fool, an empty purse,
There was no money in't: not Hercules
Could have knock'd out his brains, for he had none.
William Shakespeare
Cymbeline, 4. 2
His celestial breath was sulphurous to smell.
William Shakespeare
Cymbeline, 5. 4
Frailty, thy name is woman.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 1. 2
Vicious mole of nature.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 1. 4
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 1. 4
One may smile, and smile, and be a villain.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 1. 5
More matter with less art.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 2. 2
You are a fishmonger.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 2. 2
What is this quintessence of dust.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 2. 2
O, there has been much throwing about of brains.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 2. 2
Came each actor on his ass.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 2. 2
A dull and muddy-mettled rascal.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 2. 2
Get thee to a nunnery.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 3. 1
Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the fool nowhere
but in's own house.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 3. 1
God hath given you one face and you make yourselves another.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 3. 1
It offends me to the soul to hear a robustious periwigpated
fellow tear a passion to tatters.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 3. 2
It out-Herods Herod.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 3. 2
Let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 3. 2
Leave thy damnable faces.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 3. 2
Do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 3. 2
I will speak daggers to her.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 3. 2
I took thee for thy better.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 3. 4
Take you me for a sponge.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 4. 2
Such bugs and goblins in my life.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 5. 2
Dost know this waterfly.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 5. 2
'Tis a vice to know him.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 5. 2
His purse is empty already, all's golden words are spent.
William Shakespeare
Hamlet, 5. 2
There's neither honesty, manhood, nor good fellowship in thee.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 1. 2
Foul and ugly mists of vapours.
William Shakespeare
Henry IV Part 1, 1. 2 |
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