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Shakespeare Insults, Put-Downs and Cusses - 11
Shakespeare Insults 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12
I would thou didst itch from head to foot: and I had the scratching of thee, I would make thee the loathsomest scab in Greece.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 2.1

Thou stool for a witch.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 2.1

Thou sodden-witted lord, thou hast no more brain than I have in my elbows: an asinico may tutor thee.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 2.1

Thou thing of no bowels thou.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 2.1

Wears his wit in his belly and his guts in his head.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 2.1

A fusty nut with no kernel.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 2.1

I shall cut out your tongue.
'Tis no matter, I shall speak as much wit as thou afterwards.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 2.1

I do hate a proud man as I do hate the engendering of toads.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 2. 3

A paltry, insolent fellow.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 2.3

Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an ass at it.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 3. 3

The kiss you take is better than you give:
Therefore, no kiss.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 4. 5

Thou crusty botch of nature.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 5.1

Idol of idiot-worshippers.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 5.1

Thou full dish of fool.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 5.1

I profit not by thy talk.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 5.1

Thou damnable box of envy, thou.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 5.1

You ruinous butt, you whoreson indistinguishable cur.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 5.1

Thou idle immaterial skein of sleave silk, thou green sarsenet flap for a sore eye, thou tassel for a prodigal's purse, thou: ah, how the poor world is pestered with such water-flies, diminutives of nature.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 5.1

With too much blood and too little brain these two may run mad.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 5.1

He has not so much brain as ear-wax.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 5.1

Any man may sing her, if he can take her clef: she's noted.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 5.1

If beauty have a soul, this is not she.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 5. 2

Stale old mouse-eaten dry cheese.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 5. 4

Bastard begot, bastard instructed, bastard in mind, bastard in valour, in everything illegitimate.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 5. 7

Thou great-siz'd coward,
No space of earth shall sunder our two hates:
I'll haunt thee like a wicked conscience still,
That mouldeth goblins swift as frenzy's thoughts.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 5. 10

What great ones do, the less will prattle of.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 1. 2

Let them hang themselves in their own straps.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 1. 3

A fellow o' th' strangest mind i' th' world.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 1. 3

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 1. 5

Go to, y'are a dry fool: I'll no more of you.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 1. 5

He speaks nothing but madman.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 1. 5

How your fooling grows old, and people dislike it.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 1. 5

A plague o' these pickle-herring.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 1. 5

How have you come so early by this lethargy.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 1. 5

Not yet old enough for a man, nor young enough for a boy: as a squash is before 'tis a peascod, or a codling when 'tis almost an apple. 'Tis with him in standing water, between boy and man.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 1. 5

If you be mad, be gone: if you have reason, be brief.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 1. 5

Lady, you are the cruell'st she alive.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 1. 5

Pardon me, sir, your bad entertainment.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 2. 1

A false conclusion: I hate it as an unfilled can.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 2. 3

Th'art a scholar; let us therefore eat and drink.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 2. 3

Welcome, ass.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 2. 3

Have you no wit, manners, nor honesty, but to gabble like tinkers at this time of night.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 2. 3

Is there no respect of place, persons, nor time in you.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 2. 3

Give me now leave to leave thee.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 2. 4

Here comes the trout that must be caught with tickling.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 2. 5

Shall this fellow live.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 2. 5

Corrupter of words.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 3. 1

Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like the sun, it shines everywhere.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 3. 1

Why appear you with this ridiculous boldness.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 3. 4

This is very midsummer madness.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 3. 4

Lo, how hollow the fiend speaks within him.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 3. 4

Go hang yourselves all: you are idle, shallow things, I am not of your element.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 3. 4

If this were played upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 3. 4

Youth, whatsoever thou art, thou art but a scurvy fellow.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 3. 4

I have said too much unto a heart of stone.
William Shakespeare
Twelfth Night, 3. 4
Shakespeare Insults 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12


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