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Shakespeare Insults, Put-Downs and Cusses - 10
Shakespeare Insults 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12
I will dry-beat you with an iron wit, and put up my iron dagger.Answer me like men.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 4. 5

Thou detestable maw, thou womb of death.
William Shakespeare
Romeo and Juliet, 5. 3

Thinkest thou. Though her father be very rich, any man is so very a fool to be married to hell.
William Shakespeare
The Taming of the Shrew, 1. 1

There's small choice in rotten apples.
William Shakespeare
The Taming of the Shrew, 1. 1

Woo her, wed her, and bed her, and rid the house of her.
William Shakespeare
The Taming of the Shrew, 1. 1

I know she is an irksome brawling scold.
William Shakespeare
The Taming of the Shrew, 1. 2

Will you woo this wildcat.
William Shakespeare
The Taming of the Shrew, 1. 2

Asses are made to bear, and so are you.
William Shakespeare
The Taming of the Shrew, 2. 1

If I be waspish, best beware my sting.
William Shakespeare
The Taming of the Shrew, 2. 1

You three-inch fool.
William Shakespeare
The Taming of the Shrew, 4. 1

You peasant swain! You wholeson malt-horse drudge.
William Shakespeare
The Taming of the Shrew, 4. 1

Whoreson beetle-headed, flap-ear'd knave.
William Shakespeare
The Taming of the Shrew, 4. 1

You heedless joltheads and unmanner'd slaves.
William Shakespeare
The Taming of the Shrew, 4. 1

A pox o' your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog.
William Shakespeare
The Tempest, 1. 1

Hang, cur! hang, you whoreson, insolent noise-maker.
William Shakespeare
The Tempest, 1. 1

Hell is empty,
And all the devils are here.
William Shakespeare
The Tempest, 1. 2

Thou liest, malignant thing.
William Shakespeare
The Tempest, 1. 2

Look, he is winding up the watch of his wit; by the by it will strike.
William Shakespeare
The Tempest, 2. 1

Fie, what a spendthrift is he of his tongue.
William Shakespeare
The Tempest, 2. 1

What strange fish hath made his meal on thee.
William Shakespeare
The Tempest, 2. 1

Thou dost talk nothing to me.
William Shakespeare
The Tempest, 2. 1

Thou dost snore distinctly;
There's meaning in thy snores.
William Shakespeare
The Tempest, 2. 1

What have we here? a man of a fish? dead or alive.
William Shakespeare
The Tempest, 2. 2

Dost thy other mouth call me.
William Shakespeare
The Tempest, 2. 2

Poor worm, thou art infected.
William Shakespeare
The Tempest, 3. 1

By this hand, I will supplant some of your teeth.
William Shakespeare
The Tempest, 3. 2

Beat him enough: after a little time,
I'll beat him too.
William Shakespeare
The Tempest, 3. 2

I do smell all horse-piss; at which my nose is in great indignation.
William Shakespeare
The Tempest, 4. 1

I do begin to have bloody thoughts.
William Shakespeare
The Tempest, 4. 1

Thou, which art but air.
William Shakespeare
The Tempest, 5. 1

You demi-puppets.
William Shakespeare
The Tempest, 5. 1

He is as disproportion'd in his manners
As in his shape.
William Shakespeare
The Tempest, 5. 1

I should fear those that dance before me now
Would one day stamp upon me.
William Shakespeare
Timon of Athens, 1. 2

We may account thee a whoremaster and a knave; which notwithstanding, thou shalt be no less esteemed.
William Shakespeare
Timon of Athens, 2. 2

Thou art not altogether a fool.
William Shakespeare
Timon of Athens, 2. 2

Thou disease of a friend.
William Shakespeare
Timon of Athens, 3. 2

Live loath'd, and long,
Most smiling, smooth, detested parasites.
William Shakespeare
Timon of Athens, 3. 6

I do wish thou wert a dog,
That I might love thee something.
William Shakespeare
Timon of Athens, 4. 3

Thy lips rot off.
William Shakespeare
Timon of Athens, 4. 3

Be a whore still: hey love thee not that use thee;
Give them diseases, leaving with thee their lust.
William Shakespeare
Timon of Athens, 4. 3

Were I like thee I'd throw away myself.
William Shakespeare
Timon of Athens, 4. 3

When I know not what else to do, I'll see thee again.
William Shakespeare
Timon of Athens, 4. 3

When there is nothing living but thee, thou shalt be welcome.
William Shakespeare
Timon of Athens, 4. 3

Away, thou issue of a mangy dog.
William Shakespeare
Timon of Athens, 4. 3

Is not thy kindness subtle, covetous,
A usurping kindness, and as rich men deal gifts,
Expecting in return twenty for one.
William Shakespeare
Timon of Athens, 4. 3

That kiss is comfortless
As frozen water to a starved snake.
William Shakespeare
Titus Andronicus, 3. 1

Now, what a thing it is to be an ass.
William Shakespeare
Titus Andronicus, 4. 2

As loathsome as a toad.
William Shakespeare
Titus Andronicus, 4. 2

Accurs'd the offspring of so foul a fiend.
William Shakespeare
Titus Andronicus, 4. 2

Long-tongu'd babbling gossip.
William Shakespeare
Titus Andronicus, 4. 2

Vengeance rot you all.
William Shakespeare
Titus Andronicus, 5. 1

If there be devils, would I were a devil,
To live and burn in everlasting fire,
So I might have your company in hell,
But to torment you with my bitter tongue.
William Shakespeare
Titus Andronicus, 5. 1

The plague of Greece upon thee, thou mongrel beef-witted lord.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 2.1

I will beat thee into handsomeness.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 2.1

Thou art proclaimed fool.
William Shakespeare
Troilus and Cressida, 2.1
Shakespeare Insults 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12


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