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'Bastard virtues'; that indeed…
'Tis a vice to know him…
'Tis not a year or two shows…
'Tis said, they eat each other …
'Tis such fools as you…
'Tis time to fear when tyrants…
A callot of boundless tongue…
A coward, a most devout…
A dull and muddy-mettled…
A false conclusion: I hate it…
A feather for each wind that…
A fellow o' th' strangest mind …
A fiend like thee might bear…
A flesh-monger, a fool, and…
A fool go with thy soul…
A fool, an empty purse…
A fusty nut with no kernel…
A gentle riddance, - draw…
A gentleman that loves to hear…
A goodly apple rotten at the…
A king of boy, a little scrubbed…
A knave, a rascal, an eater of…
A knot you are of damned…
A man made after supper of…
A man who is the abstract of…
A paltry, insolent fellow…
A plague o' these pickle…
A pox damn you, you muddy…
A pox o' your throat, you…
A pox on this gout! or…
A sort of vagabonds, rascals…
A tale told by an idiot, full of…
A vain, giddy, shallow…
A very dishonest paltry boy…
A very superficial, ignorant…
A very thief in love, a chaffy…
A woman that is like a…
A wretched puling fool…
Accurs'd the offspring of…
Alas, poor ape, how thou…
All goodness is poison to…
All the fiends of hell divide…
An ass-head, and a coxcomb…
An indigest deformed lump…
And what is Edward, but a…
Answer, thou dead elm…
Any man may sing her, if…
Apes of idleness…
Are his wits safe? Is he not…
Are you more stubborn-hard…
Art thou an officer or art thou…
Art thou, like the adder waxen…
As fat as butter…
As loathsome as a toad…
As two yoke-devils sworn to…
Asses are made to bear, and…
Away with him! away with…
Away, thou issue of a mangy…
Away, you bottle-ale rascal…
Ay, in the catalogue ye go for…
Bacon-fed knaves…
Base and humble mind…
Base dunghill villain, and…
Base slave, thy words are…
Bastard begot, bastard…
Be a whore still…
Be intelligent to me…
Be mock'd and wonder'd at…
Be packing…
Beat him enough: after a little…
Beautiful tyrant, fiend…
Beg that thou may'st have…
Behold, these are the tongues…
Believe me, I do not believe…
Better have burnt that tongue…
Bid them wash their faces…
Bless me, what a fry of…
Blind is his love, and best…
Boys, with women's voices…
By my troth, I was seeking…
By this hand, I will supplant…
By this hand, I will take thee…
Came each actor on his ass…
Canst thou believe thy living…
Come, you are a tedious fool…
Comparisons are odorous…
Conceived of spleen and born…
Contemptuous base-born…
Corrupter of words…
Crouch down in fear, and…
Damn her, lewd minx…
Degenerate and base art thou…
Descend to darkness and…
Die a beggar…
Diffus'd infection of a man…
Discharge yourself of our…
Dispute not with her; she is…
Do thou amend thy face, and…
Do you think I am easier to be…
Dogs easily won to fawn on…
Dost know this waterfly…
Dost thy other mouth call…
Down, down to hell; and say…
Draw thy tool. My naked…
Drink, Sir, is a great provoker…
Drones suck not eagles'…
Drop into the rotten mouth…
Drunkenness is his best…
Dry, round, old, withered…
Earth gapes, hell burns, fiends…
Eat my leek…
Either thou art most ignorant…

Every man hence to his idle…
Face is not worth sunburning…
False face must hide what…
False of heart, light of ear…
Fat paunches have lean…
Feed, and be fat…
Female bastard…
Fie, thou dishonest Satan! (I…
Fie, what a spendthrift is he…
Fit to govern? No, not…
Foolery, sir, does walk about…
Foul and ugly mists of…
Foul defacer of God's…
Foul devil, for God's sake…
Fouler than heart can think…
Frailty, thy name is woman…
France is a dog…
From thy hated presence…
Froth and scum, thou…
Get thee a good husband…
Get thee to a nunnery…
Get you gone, you dwarf…
Give him a present? Give…
Give me now leave to…
Given to fornications, and…
Go forward and be chok'd…
Go get thee hence…
Go hang yourselves all…
Go rot…
Go thou and fill another room…
Go to kennel…
Go to, y'are a dry fool…
Go, ye giddy goose…
God and good men hate…
God grant we never may…
God hath given you one face…
God help thee, shallow man …
God made him, and therefore…
God mend your voices…
Good Lord, what madness…
Good sooth, she is the queen…
Goodly Lord, what a wit…
Gratiano speaks an infinite…
Greatest spot of all thy sex…
Grovel on thy face…
Hag of all despite…
Hang him with his pen…
Hang yourself, you muddy…
Hang! Beg! Starve! Die…
Hang, cur! hang, you whore…
Hated too, worse than the…
Hath the fellow any wit…
Have you no modesty, no…
Have you no wit, manners…
He be as good a gentleman…
He can speak French; and…
He daily doth frequent with…
He did not flow from…
He has no more directions…
He has not so much brain…
He hath eaten me out of…
He heareth not, he stirreth...
He is a dreamer. Let us…
He is a stone, a very pebble…
He is a very serpent in…
He is deformed, crooked…
He is every man in no man …
He is given to sports, to…
He is not his craft's…
He is not the flower of…
He is not the man that…
He is the bluntest wooer in…
He lives upon mouldy stewed…
He must be taught, and…
He never broke any man's…
He shall die a flea's death …
He speaks nothing but…
He that is likest to a hogs…
He thinks too much…
He is as disproportion'd in…
He was gotten in drink…
He was so forlorn, that his…
He was the very genius of…
He will fence with his own…
He will steal, sir, an egg…
He's a disease that must…
He's a man of wax…
He's a most notable coward…
He's a rank weed, and we…
He's a tried and valiant…
Heap of wrath, foul indigested…
Heaven truly knows, that thou…
Hell is empty, and all the…
Hence rotten thing! or I shall…
Hence will I drag thee…
Hence with him to the Tower…
Hence, horrible villain, or I'll…
Henceforth be never…
Her beauty and her brain…
Her benefits are mightily…
Here comes a flattering…
Here comes a pair of very…
Here comes the trout that…
Here he comes, swelling like…
Hie thee to hell for shame…
His addiction was to courses…
His breath stinks with eating…
His celestial breath was…
His few bad words are…
His garments are rich, but he…
His guts are made of pudding…
His purse is empty already…

His treasons will sit blushing…
How green you are and fresh…
How have you come so early…
How much low peasantry…
How much methinks, I could…
How now you whoreson…
How now, my sweet creature…
How now, wool-sack, what…
How now, you secret, black…
How the fat rogue roared…
How vile doth this cynic…
How your fooling grows…
I abhor this dilatory sloth…
I am glad of your departure…
I am spirited with a fool…
I am traduc'd by ignorant…
I am whipp'd and scourg'd…
I cannot endure such a…
I did never know so full a…
I do begin to have bloody…
I do believe, induc'd by…
I do defy him, and I spit at…
I do desire we may be better…
I do hate a proud man as I…
I do repent the tedious…
I do smell all horse-piss; at…
I do suspect thee most…
I do wish thou wert a dog…
I had rather be a dog, and…
I had rather be married to a…
I had rather be set quick i' th'…
I hate ingratitude more…
I hate thee, pronounce thee a…
I have not seen such a Firago…
I have said too much unto a…
I have seen better faces in…
I hold him but a fool that will…
I know she is an irksome…
I never saw thy face but I…
I profit not by thy talk…
I saw the man today, if man…
I scorn you, scurvy…
I see this is the time that the…
I shall cut out your tongue…
I shall live to knock your…
I should be angry with you if…
I should fear those that dance…
I should take you for idleness…
I spurn thee like a cur…
I think he be transform'd into…
I think she has a perturbed…
I think thou art an ass…
I think thou never wast…
I think thou wast created for…
I throw thy name against…
I took thee for thy better…
I will beat thee into…
I will bite thee by the ear…
I will chastise this high…
I will do any thing ere I…
I will dry-beat you with words…
I will give thee bloody teeth…
I will kill thee a hundred…
I will leer upon him as…
I will not answer thee with…
I will not excuse you, you…
I will smite his noddles…
I will speak daggers to her…
I wish you had but the wit…
I would didst itch from head…
I would have him poison'd…
I would not be in some of…
I'll carbonado your shanks…
I'll knock his leek about his …
I'll ne'er believe a madman…
I'll proclaim him, and to his…
Idol of idiot-worshippers…
If beauty have a soul, this is…
If his name be George, I'll…
If I be served such another…
If I be waspish, best beware…
If there be devils, would I…
If this were played upon a…
If you be mad, be gone: if…
If you spend word for word…
Ill met by moonlight…
Impudent and shameless…
In sight of God and us, your…
In their thick breaths, rank of…
Is his head worth a hat? Or…
Is it not strange that desire…
Is not thy kindness subtle…
Is there no manners left…
Is there no military policy…
Is there no respect of place…
It is certain that when he…
It is fit that I should commit…
It is impossible that I should…
It is the most impenetrable…
It offends me to the soul…
It out-Herods Herod…
Judases, each one thrice…
Lady, you are the cruell'st…
Laughest thou, wretch? Thy…
Leave thy damnable faces…
Leave thy vain bibble babble…
Let me have men about me…
Let me see his eyes, that…
Let the candied tongue lick…
Let the doors be shut upon…
Let them hang themselves in…
Let vultures gripe thy guts …

William Shakespeare - English Dramatist and Poet. Born 1564. Died 1616.

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