Quotes of the Week - Oct 13, 2009:
"This is only phase one of the scandal. Phase two: I go on Oprah and sob." -- David Letterman makes light of being blackmailed for having sex with his staff.

"I think I'd rather get run over by a train." -- Madonna on whether she plans to marry again. The singer recently finalized her divorce from film director Guy Ritchie.

"Sweat is my sanity." -- Sarah Palin on joys of jogging.

"I kind of like being a President." -- Hillary Clinton, US Secretary of State, presiding over UN Security Council hearing on sexual violence against women.