Charlotte:
Trey, I am tired of being married to your penis.
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Samantha:
Until he says "I love you", you're a free agent.
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Carrie:
Vodka, rum, gin, gay, bi, straight... this party was a veritable
pu pu platter of sexual orientation.
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Samantha:
Well, I remember when Danny had more than one thought, and they
all involved going up my ass.
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Samantha:
What am I supposed to say? "Hi, this is my lesbian lover.
And p.s.: I'm done with dick"?
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Miranda
: Whatever happened to aging gracefully?
Carrie: It got old.
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Samantha:
Women are for friendship, men are for fucking.
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Charlotte:
You dated Mr. Big. I'm dating Mr. Too Big.
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Miranda
(to a heckling construction worker): You got what I want? You
got what I need? What I WANT... is to GET LAID. What I NEED...
is to GET LAID. I NEED to GET LAID.
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Samantha:
You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth
placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and
all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe
through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for
nothin'.
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