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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Sex and the City Quotes, Famous Sex and the City Quotes
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Charlotte: Trey, I am tired of being married to your penis.
Sex and the City
Samantha: Until he says "I love you", you're a free agent.
Sex and the City
Carrie: Vodka, rum, gin, gay, bi, straight... this party was a veritable pu pu platter of sexual orientation.
Sex and the City
Samantha: Well, I remember when Danny had more than one thought, and they all involved going up my ass.
Sex and the City
Samantha: What am I supposed to say? "Hi, this is my lesbian lover. And p.s.: I'm done with dick"?
Sex and the City
Miranda : Whatever happened to aging gracefully?
Carrie: It got old.
Sex and the City
Samantha: Women are for friendship, men are for fucking.
Sex and the City
Charlotte: You dated Mr. Big. I'm dating Mr. Too Big.
Sex and the City
Miranda (to a heckling construction worker): You got what I want? You got what I need? What I WANT... is to GET LAID. What I NEED... is to GET LAID. I NEED to GET LAID.
Sex and the City
Samantha: You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.
Sex and the City
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Sex and the City: American TV series created by Darren Star.


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