Charlotte
(with a hangover): My hair hurts.
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Samantha:
My name's Samantha and I'm a loveaholic.
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Charlotte:
My vagina's depressed.
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Carrie:
My Zen teacher also said the only way to true happiness is to
live in the moment and not be worried about the future.
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Carrie:
So what are we going to do? Sit around bars, sipping Cosmos
and sleeping with strangers when we're eighty?.
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Carrie:
Some people are settling down, some people are settling and
some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.
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Samantha
(to her male intern): The bad news is you're fired. The good
news is now I can fuck you.
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Samantha:
The country runs better with a good looking man in the White
House. I mean, look what happened with Nixon; no one wanted
to fuck him, so he fucked everyone.
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Samantha:
There isn't enough wall space in New York City to hang all of
my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung.
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Carrie
(to Samantha): This past week I've seen Miranda's boobs and
Charlotte's boob. Why don't you show me your boobs too and the
circle is full?
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