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txtList[txtList.length]="If Jesus Christ came back today and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.<br> - Woody Allen"
txtList[txtList.length]="What is a friend? One soul inhabiting two bodies.<br> - Aristotle"
txtList[txtList.length]="Some men see things as they are and say, 'Why?' I dream of things that never were and say, 'Why not?'<br> - George Bernard Shaw"
txtList[txtList.length]="The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer…is 'What does a woman want?'<br> - Sigmund Freud"
txtList[txtList.length]="If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.<br> - Woody Allen"
txtList[txtList.length]="You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music.<br> - Sid Vicious"
txtList[txtList.length]="If music be the food of love, play on.<br> - William Shakespeare"
txtList[txtList.length]="In the future everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes.<br> - Andy Warhol"
txtList[txtList.length]="The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.<br> - Edmund Burke"
txtList[txtList.length]="My candle burns at both ends; it will not last the night; but ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - it gives a lovely light!<br> - Edna St. Vincent Millay"
txtList[txtList.length]="Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.<br> - Benjamin Franklin"
txtList[txtList.length]="The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.  Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.<br> - George Bernard Shaw"
txtList[txtList.length]="In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.<br> - Benjamin Franklin"
txtList[txtList.length]="We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.<br> - Oscar Wilde"
txtList[txtList.length]="But a lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.<br> - George Bernard Shaw"
txtList[txtList.length]="Work is the curse of the drinking classes.<br> - Oscar Wilde"
txtList[txtList.length]="If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.<br> - Isaac Newton"
txtList[txtList.length]="There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.<br> - Henry Kissinger"
txtList[txtList.length]="There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.<br> - William Shakespeare"
txtList[txtList.length]="I disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it.<br> - Voltaire"
txtList[txtList.length]="True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.<br> - Socrates"
txtList[txtList.length]="And in knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all.<br> - Socrates"
txtList[txtList.length]="The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.<br> - Oscar Wilde"
txtList[txtList.length]="We must become the change we want to see.<br> - Mahatma Gandhi"
txtList[txtList.length]="Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.<br> - Ovid"
txtList[txtList.length]="Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned.<br> - George Bernard Shaw"
txtList[txtList.length]="A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.<br> - Lao-Tsu"
txtList[txtList.length]="In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing.<br> - Oscar Wilde"
txtList[txtList.length]="There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.<br> - Paul Rudnick"
txtList[txtList.length]="Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.<br> - George Santayana"
txtList[txtList.length]="The wise learn many things from their enemies.<br> - Aristophanes"
txtList[txtList.length]="No law or ordinance is mightier than understanding.<br> - Plato, Laws"
txtList[txtList.length]="What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.<br> - Oscar Wilde"
txtList[txtList.length]="A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child.<br> - Order of the Knights of Pythagoras"
txtList[txtList.length]="Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.<br> - Chinese Proverb"
txtList[txtList.length]="Life is a tale told by an idiot -- full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.<br> - William Shakespeare"
txtList[txtList.length]="Life is too important to be taken seriously.<br> - Oscar Wilde"
txtList[txtList.length]="Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.<br> - Will Rogers"
txtList[txtList.length]="The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be.<br> - Socrates"
txtList[txtList.length]="Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.<br> - Confucius"
txtList[txtList.length]="The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars, but in ourselves if we are underlings.<br> - William Shakespeare"
txtList[txtList.length]="The public interest is best served by the free exchange of ideas.<br> - Judge John Kane"
txtList[txtList.length]="There is no sin except stupidity.<br> - Oscar Wilde"
txtList[txtList.length]="When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship.<br> - Harry S. Truman"
txtList[txtList.length]="A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.<br> - Joseph Stalin"
txtList[txtList.length]="All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence - and then success is sure.<br> - Mark Twain"
txtList[txtList.length]="When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred.<br> - Thomas Jefferson"
txtList[txtList.length]="Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.<br> - Mae West"
txtList[txtList.length]="The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.<br> - Oscar Wilde"
txtList[txtList.length]="I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.<br> - Galileo Galilei"
txtList[txtList.length]="A man who has committed a mistake and doesn't correct it, is committing another mistake.<br> - Confucius"
txtList[txtList.length]="Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.<br> - Mark Twain"
txtList[txtList.length]="Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.<br> - Plato"
txtList[txtList.length]="The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.<br> - Mark Twain"
txtList[txtList.length]="For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.<br> - Rainer Maria Rilke"
txtList[txtList.length]="I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.<br> - Will Rogers" 
txtList[txtList.length]="I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.<br> - Douglas Adam"
txtList[txtList.length]="Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do.<br> - Dale Carnegie"
txtList[txtList.length]="Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.<br> - Quentin Crisp"
txtList[txtList.length]="I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.<br> - Groucho Marx"
txtList[txtList.length]="Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.<br> - John Russell"
txtList[txtList.length]="I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.<br> - Albert Einstein"
txtList[txtList.length]="Ninety percent of everything is crap.<br> - Theodore Sturgeon"
txtList[txtList.length]="It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.<br> - William Blake"
txtList[txtList.length]="Maybe this world is another planet's hell.<br> - Aldous Huxley"
txtList[txtList.length]="I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.<br> - Bertrand Russell"
txtList[txtList.length]="There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.<br> - Mark Twain"
txtList[txtList.length]="Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy.<br> - Franz Kafka"
txtList[txtList.length]="An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie for his country.<br> - Sir Henry Wotton"
txtList[txtList.length]="One who condones evils is just as guilty as the one who perpetrates it.<br> - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr"
txtList[txtList.length]="The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.<br> - General G. C. Patton"
txtList[txtList.length]="The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.<br> - Edmond Burke"
txtList[txtList.length]="Do what you can with what you have where you are.<br> - Theodore Roosevelt"
txtList[txtList.length]="May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of his hand.<br> - Irish Blessing"
txtList[txtList.length]="Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the others.<br> - Cicero"
txtList[txtList.length]="There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in.<br> - Graham Greene"
txtList[txtList.length]="Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.<br> - Erica Jong"
txtList[txtList.length]="Tell me what company you keep and I'll tell you what you are.<br> - Miguel de Cervantes"
txtList[txtList.length]="One who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints.<br> - Proverb"
txtList[txtList.length]="If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country.<br> - E. M. Forster"
txtList[txtList.length]="Wit is the only wall between us and the dark.<br> - Mark van Doren"
txtList[txtList.length]="Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.<br> - Scott Adams"
txtList[txtList.length]="The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything.<br> - Theodore Roosevelt"
txtList[txtList.length]="Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.<br> - W. B. Yeats"
txtList[txtList.length]="Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage -- it can be delightful.<br> - George Bernard Shaw"
txtList[txtList.length]="Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.<br> - Ed Howe"
txtList[txtList.length]="We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.<br> - Martin Luther King, Jr."
txtList[txtList.length]="Ideologies separate us. Dreams and anguish bring us together.<br> - Eugene Ionesco"
txtList[txtList.length]="Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.<br> - Martin Luther King, Jr."
txtList[txtList.length]="Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much.<br> - Walter Lippmann"
txtList[txtList.length]="It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!<br> - Emiliano Zapata"
txtList[txtList.length]="I don't know who my grandfather was; I'm much more concerned to know what his grandson will be.<br> - Abraham Lincoln"
txtList[txtList.length]="The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.<br> - E. J. Phelps"
txtList[txtList.length]="Be not afraid of going slowly; be only afraid of standing still.<br> - Chinese Proverb"
txtList[txtList.length]="Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.<br> - Soren Kierkegaard"
txtList[txtList.length]="Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.<br> - Oscar Wilde"
txtList[txtList.length]="But better die than live mechanically a life that is a repetition of repetitions.<br> - D. H. Lawrence"
txtList[txtList.length]="A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view.<br> - Wilma Askinas"
txtList[txtList.length]="It isn't the mountains ahead that wear you out, it's the grain of sand in your shoe.<br> - Anonymous"

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