Come January 20, when I am sworn in as Vice-President, you
guys had better knock it off. Otherwise, we'll have to get NBC's
broadcast license revoked.
Sarah Palin
Republican vice-presidential nominee joking
about 'Saturday Night Live's' popular spoofs of her, on election
day for US presidency November 4 2008. |
I was trying to give Tina Fey more material. Job security
for Saturday Night Live.
Sarah Palin
Joking about her gaffes during interviews
and media appearances in 2008 US presidential election campaign. |
I'll be a careful shot.
Sarah Palin
During phone call in which a Canadian prankster,
posing as Nicolas Sarkozy, invited her to go hunting by helicopter
to kill baby seals, so long as they didn't bring along Vice-President
Cheney, November 1, 2008. |
Ohh, good, thank you, yes.
Sarah Palin
To Canadian prank phone caller who complimented
her on the documentary about her life, Hustler's "Nailin
Paylin," actually a porn movie starring a Sarah Palin lookalike,
November 1, 2008. |
I would hope at least that those protesters have the courage
and the honor of thanking our veterans for giving them the right
to protest!
Sarah Palin
Confusing supporters at a campaign rally
who had shouted "We can't hear you!" and "Louder!",
Richmond, Va., October 13, 2008. |
They are also building schools for the Afghan children so
that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country
of Afghanistan.
Sarah Palin
Speaking at a fundraiser in San Francisco,
October 5, 2008. |
I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you.
Sarah Palin
Asked by Katie Couric to cite specific
examples of how John McCain has pushed for more regulation in
his 26 years in the Senate, CBS News interview, September 24,
2008. |
As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the
United States of America, where do they go? It's Alaska. It's
just right over the border.
Sarah Palin
Explaining why Alaska's proximity to Russia
gives her foreign policy experience for US vice-presidency,
interview with CBS's Katie Couric, September 24, 2008. |
I watched with the volume all the way down. I thought it was
hilarious. I thought she was spot on. ... It was hilarious.
Again, didn't hear a word she said, but the visual, spot on.
Sarah Palin
On Tina Fey's 'Saturday Night Live' skit
interview and impression of her on FOX News's 'Hannity &
Colmes', September 17, 2008. |
They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia
from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.
Sarah Palin
On her foreign policy insights into Russia,
ABC News interview, September 11, 2008. |
Nucular.
Sarah Palin
Mispronouncing the word "nuclear"
twice, ABC News interview, September 11, 2008. |
I have not, and I think if you go back in history and if you
ask that question of many vice presidents, they may have the
same answer that I just gave you.
Sarah Palin
Asked if she had never met a foreign head
of state, despite the fact that every US vice-president in the
last 32 years had met a foreign head of state prior to taking
office, ABC News interview, September 11, 2008. |
In what respect, Charlie?
Sarah Palin
Asked if she agreed with the Bush Doctrine,
ABC News interview, September 11, 2008. |
What's the difference between a pitbull and a hockey mom?
Lipstick.
Sarah Palin
Acceptance speech at 2008 Republican National
Convention, on selection as party's vice-presidential candidate. |
As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't
answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it
exactly that the VP does every day?
Sarah Palin
Her surprise at US presidential candidate
John McCain choosing her as vice-presidential running mate,
interview with CNBC's 'Kudlow & Co', July 31, 2008. |
I've been so focused on state government, I haven't really
focused much on the war in Iraq.
Sarah Palin
Interview with Alaska Business Monthly,
March 2007. |
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