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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Sacha Baron Cohen Quotes, Famous Sacha Baron Cohen Quotes, Quotations, Sayings from Da Ali G Show
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Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
Very sorry to interrupt politic. Might I make a shit in your house?
Sacha Baron Cohen
Character Borat, interrupting a conversation, Da Ali G Show
Yakshemash! In US of A, democracy is very different from Kazakhstan. In America, woman *can* vote, but horse - *cannot*!
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Borat, Da Ali G Show
Is Disneyland a part of the UN?
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
With men and women, does you think that men should marry only one woman? Does you believe in mahogany?
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
I don't know if you know this, but dolphins ain't fish. They is like us, they is mammaries.
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
Let's talk about some conspiracy things. Let's go back to the grassy knoll. Who actually shot J.R.?
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
Borat is based actually on a guy I met in southern Russia. I can't remember his name. He was a doctor. The moment I met him I was totally crying. He was an hysterically funny guy. Albeit, totally unintentionally.
Sacha Baron Cohen
Explaining where he got idea for Borat, satirical Kazakhstani journalist character on Da Ali G Show
Booyakasha!
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
Respek.
Sacha Baron Cohen
As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
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Sacha Baron Cohen: English comedian and television personality, star of TV show Da Ali G Show. Born 1971.


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