Quotes of the Week - July 15, 2008:
"You are my lord, you're my darling, you're my orgy, my charming
prince." -- Carla Bruni-Sarkozy's tribute to husband, Nicholas
Sarkozy, president of France.
"Barack, he's talking down to black people. I want to cut his nuts
off." -- Jesse Jackson, US Democrat and civil rights activist,
about his party's presidential candidate Barack Obama.
"Many things that happened in the jungle we have to leave in the
jungle." -- Former hostage Ingrid Betancourt, refuses to discuss
certain details about her six years of captivity in jungles of Colombia.
"Europe is a family of 27 nations, we can't leave anyone behind."
-- Nicolas Sarkozy, French President, urging European Parliament to
speed negotiations over Lisbon Treaty.
Authors: Sacha Baron Cohen Quotes,
Famous Sacha Baron Cohen Quotes, Quotations, Sayings from Da Ali G
Show
Is it 'cos I is black? Sacha Baron Cohen As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
Is you on crack or somethin'? Sacha Baron Cohen As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on
inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat. Sacha Baron Cohen His alter ego Borat responds sarcastically
to legal threats over slurs on the Kazakh character, Da Ali
G Show
What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know
that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the
black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane,
the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home
grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo,
tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag,
Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other
terms for it? Sacha Baron Cohen As character Ali G, interviewing D.E.A.
officer, Da Ali G Show
Me want to work when me want to work. Most of the time me
want to just chill or whatever, or just hang with me beetches. Sacha Baron Cohen As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar
to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field
and then have a party. Sacha Baron Cohen As character Borat, Da Ali G Show
In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat
our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep
on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them
jump over fences while being whipped. Sacha Baron Cohen As character Borat, Da Ali G Show
One time when me was high, me sold me car for like 24 chicken
McNuggets. Sacha Baron Cohen As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
So, if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how
to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers,
lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot
watching this, but mainly to the normal people, respek. West
side. Sacha Baron Cohen As character Ali G, Da Ali G Show
American wine is like Kazahkstani wine, but not made from
fermented horse urine. Sacha Baron Cohen As character Borat, Da Ali G Show
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