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Topic: Quotes to Make You Smile - Famous
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Love may be blind, but it can sure find its way
around in the dark!
Author Unknown
They say marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and
lightning.
Clint Eastwood
I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures!
Author Unknown
You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
Mark Twain
As God once said, and I think rightly...
Margaret Thatcher
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics
exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
Woody Allen
Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o
to a tree.
Lisa Bryant
If your left leg was Easter, and your right leg was Christmas,
would I be able to meet you in between the holidays?
Josh Longden
If they can send one man to the moon why can't they send them
all?
Author Unknown
Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know,
the birth of Santa?
Bart Simpson
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Groucho Marx
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
Oscar Wilde
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought
he was God and I didn't.
Author Unknown
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Author Unknown
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
Author Unknown
Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Author Unknown
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Author Unknown
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde
Money cant buy friends, but it can get you a better class
of enemy.
Spike Milligan
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Oscar Wilde
Its not that Im afraid to die I just dont
want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
All heiresses are beautiful.
John Dryden
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one-way
street.
Laurence J Peter
Humor is like a frog. If you dissect it, it dies.
Mark Twain
Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.
Flanders and Swann
The two most beautiful words in the English language are check
enclosed.
Dorothy Parker
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought
half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton
Sit down Rodney. Keep your brains warm.
Derek Del boy Trotter |
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