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Quotes of the Week - May 15, 2012:
"His timing was perfect: As women's hair was liberated, so were
their lives." -- Linda Wells, Allure magazine Editor-in-Chief,
describing Vidal Sassoon, the late iconic hairstylist, as a feminist
pioneer due to the haircuts he created for women in 1960s.
"It is important for me personally to go ahead and affirm that
same-sex couples should be able to get married." -- Barack Obama,
U.S. president, becoming the first sitting American head of state to
declare his support for gay marriage.
"Above all else, we both agree that President Obama must be defeated.
The task will not be easy." -- Rick Santorum, former Republican
presidential candidate, endorsing onetime rival Mitt Romney.
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| Authors: Famous Bible Verses - Famous
Bible Stories, Passages |
The Prodigal Son - Luke 15.
11-32
And he said, A certain man had two sons:
And the younger of them said to his father, Father, give me
the portion of goods that falleth to me. And he divided unto
them his living.
And not many days after the younger son gathered all together,
and took his journey into a far country, and there wasted his
substance with riotous living.
And when he had spent all, there arose a mighty famine in that
land; and he began to be in want.
And he went and joined himself to a citizen of that country;
and he sent him into his fields to feed swine.
And he would fain have filled his belly with the husks that
the swine did eat: and no man gave unto him.
And when he came to himself, he said, How many hired servants
of my father's have bread enough and to spare, and I perish
with hunger!
I will arise and go to my father, and will say unto him, Father,
I have sinned against heaven, and before thee,
And am no more worthy to be called thy son: make me as one of
thy hired servants
And he arose, and came to his father. But when he was yet a
great way off, his father saw him, and had compassion, and ran,
and fell on his neck, and kissed him.
And the son said unto him, Father, I have sinned against heaven,
and in thy sight, and am no more worthy to be called thy son.
But the father said to his servants, Bring forth the best robe,
and put it on him; and put a ring on his hand, and shoes on
his feet:
And bring hither the fatted calf, and kill it; and let us eat,
and be merry:
For this my son was dead, and is alive again; he was lost, and
is found. And they began to be merry.
Now his elder son was in the field: and as he came and drew
nigh to the house, he heard music and dancing.
And he called one of the servants, and asked what these things
meant.
And he said unto him, Thy brother is come; and thy father hath
killed the fatted calf, because he hath received him safe and
sound.
And he was angry, and would not go in: therefore came his father
out, and entreated him.
And he answering said to his father, Lo, these many years do
I serve thee, neither transgressed I at any time thy commandment:
and yet thou never gavest me a kid, that I might make merry
with my friends:
But as soon as this thy son was come, which hath devoured thy
living with harlots, thou hast killed for him the fatted calf.
And he said unto him, Son, thou art ever with me, and all that
I have is thine.
It was meet that we should make merry, and be glad: for this
thy brother was dead, and is alive again; and was lost, and
is found. |
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