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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.

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I love you all. I love you more than life itself, but you're all fucking mad.
Ozzy Osbourne
The Osbournes television show

I suppose Americans get a kick out of watching a crazy Brit family like us make complete fools of ourselves every week.
Ozzy Osbourne
Explaining popularity of TV documentary The Osbournes

I want to be American. America is the coolest place on the face of the Earth. You've got freedom of speech. You've got McDonald's.
Ozzy Osbourne

I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of other things over the years, which we don't really want to talk about. I'm always working on trying to better myself, you know? I think that that is an ongoing thing with me. I think I'll do that for the rest of my life. I'm always thinking of what I can do today to better my life.
Ozzy Osbourne

It took a lot of water to down just that fucking bat's head, let me tell you. It's still stuck in my fucking throat, after all these years. People all over the world say, 'You're the guy who kills creatures? You still do it? You do it every night?' It happened fucking once, for Christ's sake.
Ozzy Osbourne

I've had every known chemical--cocaine, booze--and tobacco is the hardest one in the world for me to quit. You watch old flicks? It's suggestion by looking at something: You see a cigarette, and it makes you want to smoke!
Ozzy Osbourne

Jack, stop telling people you're Ozzy Osbourne's son to get into places, you're a fucking loser!
Ozzy Osbourne
The Osbournes television show

One of my greatest regrets is that I urinated on the Alamo.
Ozzy Osbourne

She said, 'I understand you're quite the wild one'. I just went, 'Heh, heh, heh'.
Ozzy Osbourne
On meeting Queen of England at Queen's Golden Jubilee Concert, Buckingham Palace, June 2002

The down side of being outrageous is that you have to go around explaining your fucking self to people. If you're too cocky, somebody might just pull out a fucking gun and cock it and blow your fucking face off. You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world.
Ozzy Osbourne

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Ozzy Osbourne - English rock singer and musician. Born 1948 John Michael Osbourne.

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