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Quotes of the Week - July 1, 2008:
"What is so special is that you spend 27 years in prison, you come out and you do the thing that everyone thought was impossible to do, become president of the nation and change the way people feel agbhout Africa." -- Oprah Winfrey to Nelson Mandela on his 90th birthday.

"I won't lie to you and say that I always enjoy the campaigning, but when the days get a little long and I get a little frustrated, I remind myself that I have a ringside seat on American history." -- Cindy McCain, wife of US presidential candidate John McCain.

"Sixty-six pence per person in the country - less than the price of two pints of milk or a download to an iPod." -- Buckingham Palace spokesman explains the cost of the Queen to British nation.

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This is our receptionist, Pam. . . . If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple years ago.
Michael Scott

A young Guatemalan guy came to me and said, `Mr. Scott, would you be the godfather of my child?' Wow, wow. [Pause] Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked.
Michael Scott

No, I'm not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don't tell them.
Michael Scott

Where was my Oprah moment? [Ripping into his staff after a lackluster diversity seminar]
Michael Scott

I guess the atmosphere that I've tried to create here is that I'm a friend first and a boss second, and probably an entertainer third.
Michael Scott

You'll notice, I didn't have anybody being Arab. I thought that would be too explosive, uh, no pun intended. But I just thought, 'too soon' for Arabs, maybe next year. You know, the ball's in their court.
Michael Scott

I am Michael, and I am part English, Irish, German, and Scottish, sort of a virtual United Nations.
Michael Scott

The most sacred thing I do is care, ... Today I am in charge of picking a great new healthcare plan. Right? That's what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um, yes.
Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Star of The Office (US), NBC television show created by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, and developed for American TV by Greg Daniels. Show based on hit BBC series of same name.