This is our receptionist, Pam. . . . If you think she's cute
now, you should have seen her a couple years ago.
Michael Scott |
A young Guatemalan guy came to me and said, `Mr. Scott, would
you be the godfather of my child?' Wow, wow. [Pause] Didn't
work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked.
Michael Scott |
No, I'm not going to tell them about the downsizing.
If a patient has cancer, you don't tell them.
Michael Scott |
Where was my Oprah moment? [Ripping into his staff after a
lackluster diversity seminar]
Michael Scott |
I guess the atmosphere that I've tried to create here is that
I'm a friend first and a boss second, and probably an entertainer
third.
Michael Scott |
You'll notice, I didn't have anybody being Arab. I thought
that would be too explosive, uh, no pun intended. But I just
thought, 'too soon' for Arabs, maybe next year. You know, the
ball's in their court.
Michael Scott |
I am Michael, and I am part English, Irish, German, and Scottish,
sort of a virtual United Nations.
Michael Scott |
The most sacred thing I do is care, ... Today I am in charge
of picking a great new healthcare plan. Right? That's what this
is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um, yes.
Michael Scott |
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