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"If vibrators could light the barbie and kill spiders in the bathtub, would we need men at all." -- Kathy Lette, novelist, wonders whether marriage has had its day.

"There'll be a population of demented old people, like an invasion of terrible immigrants." -- Martin Amis, novelist, who called for euthanasia booths on street corners in Britain where elderly people could end their lives "with a Martini and a medal".

"I'd rather be a really good one-term President than a mediocre two-term President." -- US President Obama, vows to continue to press for health care reform.

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This is our receptionist, Pam. . . . If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple years ago.
Michael Scott

A young Guatemalan guy came to me and said, `Mr. Scott, would you be the godfather of my child?' Wow, wow. [Pause] Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked.
Michael Scott

No, I'm not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don't tell them.
Michael Scott

Where was my Oprah moment? [Ripping into his staff after a lackluster diversity seminar]
Michael Scott

I guess the atmosphere that I've tried to create here is that I'm a friend first and a boss second, and probably an entertainer third.
Michael Scott

You'll notice, I didn't have anybody being Arab. I thought that would be too explosive, uh, no pun intended. But I just thought, 'too soon' for Arabs, maybe next year. You know, the ball's in their court.
Michael Scott

I am Michael, and I am part English, Irish, German, and Scottish, sort of a virtual United Nations.
Michael Scott

The most sacred thing I do is care, ... Today I am in charge of picking a great new healthcare plan. Right? That's what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um, yes.
Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Star of The Office (US), NBC television show created by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, and developed for American TV by Greg Daniels. Show based on hit BBC series of same name.