Quotes of the Week - Aug 24, 2010:
"Barack Obama is the worst President in history." -- Ben Quayle,
son of former US Vice President.
"He is a bit old." -- Fabio Capello, England soccer coach,
saying he doesn't plan to pick David Beckham, 35, for any more competitive
matches.
"I am not on the Earth to be bullied by women journalists who envy
my freedom, my courage, my talent and my arse. I have a fantastic arse."
-- Sinead O'Connor, singer, resents criticism of her recent wedding.
"I'm no Tom Jones but I'm doing better than Nick Clegg." --
UK X Factor finalist Olly Murs, reveals his sexual conquests now number
more than 30.
Topic: Men Quotes - Famous Men Quotes,
Quotations, Sayings about Man
All women become like their mothers. That is
their tragedy. No man does. That's his. Oscar Wilde The Importance of Being Earnest
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately
not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. Robin Williams
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man
might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. Author Unknown
Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to. Mark Twain
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole
relationship. Sharon Stone
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs. Jeanne-Marie Roland
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has
fire, women will like him. Mae West
Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want
to be faithless, and cannot. Oscar Wilde
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. Elayne Boosler
Every great man nowadays has his disciples, and it is always
Judas who writes the biography. Oscar Wilde
The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that
reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything Friedrich Nietzsche
Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders? Friedrich Nietzsche
There's no trust,
No faith, no honesty in men. William Shakespeare Romeo and Juliet
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything
and the value of nothing. Oscar Wilde
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he
will not bite you; that is the principal difference between
a dog and a man. Mark Twain
Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not
every man's greed. Mahatma Gandhi
A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker.
A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker. Buddha
Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever,-
One foot in sea and one on shore,
To one thing constant never. William Shakespeare Much Ado About Nothing
It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in
my men. Mae West
A hard man is good to find. Mae West
Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different. Mae West
So many men, so little time. Mae West
When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart,
it's pretty certain that she has his. George Dennison Prentice
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. Oscar Wilde
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give
him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies. Oscar Wilde
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists
on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. Oscar Wilde
If a man's mind becomes pure, his surroundings will also
become pure. Buddha
A man who does not think for himself does not think at all. Oscar Wilde
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who
lives fully is prepared to die at any time. Mark Twain
A man may conquer a million men in battle but one who conquers
himself is, indeed, the greatest of conquerors. Buddha
The value of a man should be seen in what he gives and not
in what he is able to receive. Albert Einstein
The world is beautiful, but has a disease called man. Friedrich Nietzsche
The man who fights too long against dragons becomes a dragon
himself. Friedrich Nietzsche
When a man is in love he endures more than at other times;
he submits to everything. Friedrich Nietzsche
After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel
I must wash my hands. Friedrich Nietzsche
Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind. Mark Twain
Nothing on earth consumes a man more quickly than the passion
of resentment. Friedrich Nietzsche
Man is the cruelest animal. At tragedies, bullfights, and
crucifixions he has so far felt best on earth; and when he
invented hell for himself, behold, that was his very heaven. Friedrich Nietzsche
A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks
should be. Albert Einstein
Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. Mark Twain
Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little
falls into lazy habits of thinking. Albert Einstein
I danced more and played more in the last two months than
in the last 10 years. One day it's like a switch went off
- and all of a sudden it was like, 'Men! Everywhere!' The
cloud is lifting. I'm starting to see the light and it's good.
Actress Jennifer Aniston Recovering from depression after husband
Brad Pitt left her for Angelina Jolie
O, what men dare do! what men may do! what men daily do,
not knowing what they do! William Shakespeare Much Ado About Nothing
O God, that I were a man! I would eat his heart out in the
market-place. William Shakespeare Spoken by Beatrice in Much Ado About Nothing
I hate ingratitude more in a man
Than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness,
Or any taint of vice whose strong corruption
Inhabits our frail blood. William Shakespeare
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. Mae West
A man with a grain of faith in God never loses hope, because
he ever believes in the ultimate triumph of Truth. Mahatma Gandhi
No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is,
he won't make you cry. Author Unknown
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists
on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. Oscar Wilde
Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for
their strengths. Lois Wyse
Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be. Proverb
Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible.
Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really
wants to do - fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible. Richard J. Needham
Men play the game; women know the score. Roger Woddis
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes,
and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark
until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner
with. Kathleen Mifsud
Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional
king, but most are jacks. Laura Swenson
Men are easy to get but hard to keep. Mae West
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with
the bricks others have thrown at him. David Brinkley
A man is a God in ruins. Ralph Waldo Emerson
A wise man, recognizing that the world is but an illusion,
does not act as if it is real, so he escapes the suffering. Buddha
I like men who have a future and women who have a past. Oscar Wilde
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give
it up. Mae West
There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other
unborn. Chinese Proverb
A man of honour should never forget what he is because he
sees what others are. Baltasar Gracian
You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him discover
it in himself. Galileo Galilei
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times
he will pick himself up and carry on. Winston Churchill
When a man and a woman die, as poets sung, His heart's the
last part moves, her last, the tongue. Benjamin Franklin
Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget. Author Unknown
Men are what their mothers made them. Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man does not mind being blamed for his faults, and being
punished for them, and he patiently suffers much for them;
but he becomes impatient if he is required to give them up. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which
he has not, but rejoices for those which he has. Epictetus
When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember
that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. Louis Nizer
It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have. B. Earl Puckett
Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is
tiny and he cannot spell.
Erica Jong
