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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Mark Twain

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
Mark Twain

George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.
Mark Twain

Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.
Mark Twain

The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
Mark Twain

It seems to me that it was far from right for [Professor Siddoway Lounsbury], [Professor Matthews], and Wilkie Collins to deliver opinions on Cooper's literature without having read some of it.
Mark Twain

The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.
Mark Twain

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Mark Twain : American writer. Born 1835. Died 1910.