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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Mark Twain

Be virtuous and you will be eccentric.
Mark Twain

A verb has a hard time enough of it in this world when it's all together. It's downright inhuman to split it up. But that's just what those Germans do. They take part of a verb and put it down here, like a stake, and they take the other part of it and put it away over yonder like another stake, and between these two limits they just shovel in German.
Mark Twain

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
Mark Twain

Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's life.
Mark Twain

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain

Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
Mark Twain

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
Mark Twain

Everybody is talking about the weather but nobody does anything about it.
Mark Twain

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
Mark Twain

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Mark Twain : American writer. Born 1835. Died 1910.