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"Young players, young boys, rich boys - this is the problem." -- Fabio Capello the England soccer football manager, says money is spoiling the game.

"I want you to know, Mrs Obama, that I'm your husband's No 1 fan. And not just because he's a black man. He's mixed. And I wouldn't really know what that looks like anyway." --Stevie Wonder greets Michelle Obama, wife of US president.

"I've only been with two men my entire life. I've never even come close to having a one-night stand." -- Actress Megan Fox says she is no man-eater.

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Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Mark Twain

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
Mark Twain

Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
Mark Twain

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
Mark Twain

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
Mark Twain

And she had a bath once a year .....whether she needed it or not.
Mark Twain

An ethical man is a Christian holding four aces.
Mark Twain

An experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar.
Mark Twain

Anyone who has had a bull by the tail knows five or six more things than someone who hasn't.
Mark Twain

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
Mark Twain

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Mark Twain : American writer. Born 1835. Died 1910.