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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Mark Twain Quotes, Famous Mark Twain Quotes, Quotations, Sayings
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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
Mark Twain
Last week I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Mark Twain
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
Mark Twain
An ethical man is a Christian holding four aces.
Mark Twain
An experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar.
Mark Twain
Anyone who has had a bull by the tail knows five or six more things than someone who hasn't.
Mark Twain
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
Mark Twain
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Mark Twain : American writer. Born 1835. Died 1910.


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