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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Mark Twain Quotes, Famous Mark Twain Quotes, Quotations, Sayings
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A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
Mark Twain
A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation.
Mark Twain
All humor is derived from pain, ergo nothing in Heaven is funny.
Mark Twain
All kings is mostly rapscallions.
Mark Twain
All the modern inconveniences...
Mark Twain
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
Mark Twain
A man came into the office one day and said he was a sailor. We cured him of that.
Mark Twain
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
Mark Twain
The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
Mark Twain
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain
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Mark Twain : American writer. Born 1835. Died 1910.


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