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A lie can travel halfway round the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
Mark Twain

A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation.
Mark Twain

All humor is derrived from pain, ergo nothing in Heaven is funny.
Mark Twain

All kings is mostly rapscallions.
Mark Twain

All the modern inconveniences...
Mark Twain

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
Mark Twain

A man came into the the office one day and said he was a sailor. We cured him of that.
Mark Twain

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
Mark Twain

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
Mark Twain

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain

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Mark Twain : American writer. Born 1835. Died 1910.