Lois Griffin Quotes, famous Lois Griffin Quotes, Lois Griffin Sayings

Popular Quotes:

Sex and the City

Life Quotes

Barack Obama Quotes

Sarah Palin Quotes

South Park Quotes

The Great Gatsby

Keep Up To Date With:

Quotes of 2008

Celebrity Quotes, News

Links:

Email Hoaxes and Scams

Video Greetings

Girls Dressup Games

Guide To Depression

NEW!!
LITERARY QUOTES -
Great Works of Literature

AUTHORS by last name: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

TOPICS: Love - Funny - Friendship - Life - Art - Sex - Nature. All Topics - Click Here

Authors: Lois Griffin Quotes, Famous Lois Griffin Quotes, Sayings

1 2 3

Lois Griffin: Peter, my God, you look terrible. What happened?
Peter Griffin [slowly]: I was raped.
Lois Griffin [chuckles]: What?
Peter Griffin: Dr. Hartman violated me. He took my innocence.
Lois Griffin [chuckles harder]: W-What?
[Peter whispers in her ear]
Lois Griffin: Peter, that's a prostate exam. It's an important part of a physical for a man your age.
Peter Griffin: YOU SOUND JUST LIKE HIM! [runs off, sobbing]
Lois Griffin: Fucking idiot.
Family Guy

Lois [finding note in Chris's pocket]: Huh, what's this? You know Stewie, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris's pocket. She's more respectful than that.
Stewie: Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.
Family Guy

Lois Griffin: And you know what? I'm gonna take that chance my father never let me take when I was younger. I'm gonna become a model!
Peter Griffin: Hey, that's fantastic, Lois! And I'll pleasure myself to your photos.
Chris Griffin: Me too!
Meg Griffin: Me too!
Peter Griffin: Oh! Oh! God! Meg! That's sick! That's your mother!
Meg Griffin [shrugs]: I'm just trying to fit in.
Peter Griffin: Get out! Get out of this house!
[Meg doesn't move. Peter punches wall.]
Peter Griffin: I SAID GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE NOW!
[Meg runs out and Peter closes the door.]
Peter Griffin: That's a good about your modeling, Lois.
Family Guy

Lois Griffin: Peter, why are we stopped?
Peter Griffin: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois Griffin: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter Griffin: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.
Family Guy

Bonnie Swanson: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter Griffin: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois Griffin: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter Griffin: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!
Family Guy

Lois Griffin: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter Griffin: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian Griffin: Peter those aren't your kids, that's the Nick-at-Night lineup.
Peter Griffin: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian Griffin: That's Street Fighter.
Peter Griffin: Red, blue, green...
Brian Griffin: Those are colors.
Family Guy

1 2 3

Lois Griffin is character in American animated television series Family Guy. The series is about fictional Griffin family in Rhode Island. It was created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999.

Quotes of the Week - December 2, 2008:
"I go to bed at, like, 9.30 every night and I don't go out or anything. I just feel like an old fart." -- Britney Spears discovers the true meaning of being a parent.

"God and the devil: I got one on each shoulder." -- Brandon Flowers, frontman of The Killers.

"Money can be a burden. That's why I got stressed last year. I had a massive house that I couldn't control or clean." -- Carly Zucker, 24, girlfriend of Chelsea soccer player Joe Cole, speaking on 'I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!'

"He is like some sherry-crazed old dowager who has lost the family silver at roulette, and who now decides to double up by betting the house as well." -- London Mayor Boris Johnson on UK PM Gordon Brown's high borrowing budget.