Quotes of the Week - July 15, 2008:
"You are my lord, you're my darling, you're my orgy, my charming
prince." -- Carla Bruni-Sarkozy's tribute to husband, Nicholas
Sarkozy, president of France.
"Barack, he's talking down to black people. I want to cut his nuts
off." -- Jesse Jackson, US Democrat and civil rights activist,
about his party's presidential candidate Barack Obama.
"Many things that happened in the jungle we have to leave in the
jungle." -- Former hostage Ingrid Betancourt, refuses to discuss
certain details about her six years of captivity in jungles of Colombia.
"Europe is a family of 27 nations, we can't leave anyone behind."
-- Nicolas Sarkozy, French President, urging European Parliament to
speed negotiations over Lisbon Treaty.
Authors:
Little Britain Quotes, Famous Little Britain Quotes, Quotations
Aberdoon
Stook House Chef: Maybe I am and maybe I'm not. Little Britain
Emily
Howard [transvestite character]: I'm a lady. Little Britain
Radiographer:
If you could just use this to cover your testicles.
Emily Howard: I'm a lady, I don't have testicles. [Simpers]
Well perhaps tiny little lady testicles. Little Britain
Anne:
Eh eh ehhhhh ... Little Britain
Vicky
Pollard: Yeah, but no, but yeah, but ... Little Britain
Kenny
Craig [hypnotist]: Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the
eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes,
look into my eyes. [click] You're under! Little Britain
Social
worker: All I want to know Vicky is where is your baby?
Vicky Pollard: Oh, I swapped it for a Westlife CD.
Social worker: Oh my God, how could you.
Vicky Pollard: I know, they're rubbish. Little Britain
Daffyd
Thomas: I'm the only gay in the village. Little Britain
Daffyd
Thomas [to new gay in village]: No, you are not a gay. I am
the gay. You're probably just a little bit poofy! Little Britain
Andy
Pipkin [wheelchair character]: I want that one. Little Britain
Sex
and the City
