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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Jessica Simpson Quotes, Famous Jessica Simpson Quotes, Quotations, Sayings
After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways.
Jessica Simpson
In statement issued with husband Nick Lachey after couple decided to call it quits, November 2005
I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.
Jessica Simpson
I have to go... drop some kids in the pool.
Jessica Simpson
I think that freshness and that innocence is something that is missing from a lot of female singers. I'm certainly not denying that I'm young, but I'm not fluff.
Jessica Simpson
Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?
Jessica Simpson
Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?
Jessica Simpson
On my first day of Jr. High I was in Geography class, and the teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. And I was sooo excited. I was like, Damnit! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in jr high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand I was the first one and I said A-E-I-O-U.
Jessica Simpson
At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory.
Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson: American Pop Singer. Born 1980.


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