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Authors: J. D. Salinger Quotes, Famous J. D. Salinger Quotes, Quotations
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If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, opening lines, spoken by Holden Caulfield
Life is a game, boy. Life is a game that one plays according to the rules.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, spoken by Mr. Spencer
What I like best is a book that's at least funny once in a while...What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, Holden Caulfield
People never believe you.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, Holden Caulfield
People never notice anything.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, Holden Caulfield
I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, Holden Caulfield
Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away. Last year I made a rule that I was going to quit horsing around with girls that, deep down, gave me a pain in the ass. I broke it, though, the same week I made it - the same night, as a matter of fact.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, Holden Caulfield
I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, Holden Caulfield
Catholics are always trying to find out if you're Catholic.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, Holden Caulfield
Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, Holden Caulfield
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J. D. Salinger - American novelist. Born 1919.



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