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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about
saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential
hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.
"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try
to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe
exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always
something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just
give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.
"American children had never seen a moving bosom before."
-- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny
McPhee.
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J. D. Salinger Quotes, Famous J. D. Salinger Quotes, Quotations |
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If
you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably
want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood
was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they
had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't
feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, opening lines, spoken
by Holden Caulfield |
Life
is a game, boy. Life is a game that one plays according to
the rules.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, spoken by Mr. Spencer
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What
I like best is a book that's at least funny once in a while...What
really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading
it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend
of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you
felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, Holden Caulfield |
People
never believe you.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, Holden Caulfield |
People
never notice anything.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, Holden Caulfield |
I'm
the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, Holden Caulfield |
Sex
is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know
where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for
myself, and then I break them right away. Last year I made a
rule that I was going to quit horsing around with girls that,
deep down, gave me a pain in the ass. I broke it, though, the
same week I made it - the same night, as a matter of fact.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, Holden Caulfield |
I
was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's
the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty...
you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where
the hell you are.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, Holden Caulfield |
Catholics
are always trying to find out if you're Catholic.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, Holden Caulfield |
Goddam
money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye, Holden Caulfield |
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D. Salinger - American novelist. Born 1919. |
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