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Quotes of the Week - January 17, 2012:
"Our campaign is about more than replacing a President. It is about saving the soul of America." -- Republican Mitt Romney, US presidential hopeful, after winning New Hampshire primary.

"Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. It matters that you don't just give up." -- Professor Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.

"American children had never seen a moving bosom before." -- Actress Celia Imrie on the alarm caused by her low-cut dress in Nanny McPhee.


Authors: Jack Nicholson Quotes, Famous Jack Nicholson Quotes, Quotations
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Little pigs, little pigs, let me in! Not by the hair of your chiny-chin-chin? Well then I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in!
Jack Nicholson
Playing Jack Torrance in The Shining
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.
Jack Nicholson
Playing The Joker in Batman
Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop.
Jack Nicholson
Our generation are the new old. I remember what someone of 60 looked like when I was a kid. They didn't look like me.
Jack Nicholson
People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
Jack Nicholson
There's so much darn porn out there, I never got out of the house.
Jack Nicholson
On why he was giving up using the internet
When we make mistakes they call it evil. When God makes mistakes they call it Nature!
Jack Nicholson
Playing Daryl Van Horne in The Witches of Eastwick
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Jack Nicholson - American screen actor. Born 1937.


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