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Little pigs, little pigs, let me in! Not by the hair of your chiny-chin-chin? Well then I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in!
Jack Nicholson
Playing Jack Torrance in The Shining

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson

Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.
Jack Nicholson
Playing The Joker in Batman

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop.
Jack Nicholson

Our generation are the new old. I remember what someone of 60 looked like when I was a kid. They didn't look like me.
Jack Nicholson

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
Jack Nicholson

There's so much darn porn out there, I never got out of the house.
Jack Nicholson
On why he was giving up using the internet

When we make mistakes they call it evil. When God makes mistakes they call it Nature!
Jack Nicholson
Playing Daryl Van Horne in The Witches of Eastwick

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Jack Nicholson - American screen actor. Born 1937.