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Gay Quotes 4

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In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast. Those who once inhabited the suburbs of human contempt find that without changing their address they eventually live in the metropolis.
Quentin Crisp
The Naked Civil Servant, 1978.

In itself, homosexuality is as limiting as heterosexuality: the ideal should be to be capable of loving a woman or a man; either, a human being, without feeling fear, restraint, or obligation.
Simone de Beauvoir

Is life not a hundred times too short for us to stifle ourselves.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Isn't it a violation of the Georgia sodomy law for the Supreme Court to have its head up its ass?
Letter to Playboy magazine
February 1987.

It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality. It's like disapproving of rain.
Francis Maude

It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.
Daphne Fielding
The Duchess of Jermyn Street.

It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere.
Agnes Repplier

It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.
Lucille Ball

For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
Clifton Fadiman

It's hard enough to be taken seriously in the struggle for gay rights without having a bunch of straight girls running around kissing each other to get the attention of boys and videocameras.
M. Robin D'Antan

I've wondered what my sexuality might be, but I've never wondered whether it was acceptable or not. Anyway, who really cares whether I'm gay or straight?
George Michael
To Britain's Big Issue magazine.

Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.
Judy Carte

Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people.
Martina Navratilova

Lesbianism has always seemed to me an extremely inventive response to a shortage of men, but otherwise not worth the trouble.
Nora Ephron
Heartburn, 1983.

Let my lusts be my ruin, then, since all else is a fake and a mockery.
Hart Crane

Let's get one thing straight, I'm not.
Bumper sticker

Men weary as much of not doing the things they want to do as of doing the things they do not want to do.
Eric Hoffer

Mothers, tell your children: be quick, you must be strong. Life is full of wonder, love is never wrong. Remember how they taught you, how much of it was fear. Refuse to hand it down - the legacy stops here.
Melissa Etheridge
'Silent Legacy,' Yes I Am, 1993.

Mr. Garrison: Hey, guess what everybody? I'm gay!
Principal Victoria: Mr. Garrison?
Mr. Mackey: What?
Mr. Garrison: I'm as gay as a gymnast on shore leave!
Principal Victoria: You admit it? You admit it!!!
Mr. Mackey: Oh, that's great, Mr. Garrison. You've finally come to terms with yourself!
Mr. Garrison: Yeah, it feels really good!
Principal Victoria: Well, congratulations!
Mr. Mackey: Yeah, congratulations!
Mr. Garrison: You know, I feel like I can start anew. If it's not alright with you, I'd like to go back to teaching the third grade.
Principal Victoria: Oh. I'm sorry, we don't hire gay people.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone
South Park.

My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet.
Bill Kelly

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